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azurebitch.bsky.social
She/her. Trans autistic wolfdyke. White. Hugo-nominated author, poet, gamer, statistician, bitch with teeth. πŸ’™ In girlfriends with @skybun.bsky.social 18+ to follow. Southern Ontario. Writing: AzureCanis.itch.io
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A frustrating choice smaller authors have to make is to either self-publish (which will generally make more money even if you only sell like 20-30 copies) or submit to magazines/anthologies to get better recognition and get paid like $25 with no royalties for something that took a month to write

Ok I don't want to play anymore Deltarune until all the chapters are out so please don't discuss it publicly for the next decade until it's done thanks

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Remembering when I lived with 2 people who were constantly playing Tears of the Kingdom and how I got so tired of hearing Zelda's interruptions

Thank you all for nominating FAGGOT GAMES: AN URGENT WARNING to the Crit Awards category, 'Best Blog or Article Written in the TTRPG Space'! It's now the finals! I poured a lot of my queer heart into my blog, and I believe it reflects a materialized, radical movement in design. Vote for fag blog! πŸ‘‡

november exclusive - GenderMancy - public release each second month I spend a week or two on a comic for the €5 patrons. this is that exclusive from november, now released to the public! (I always have 2 unreleased) this was made around halloween, as you can tell by the magical topic X) enjoy!

Ruby the rat(aka, Hitch's mom) (SHE/HER) πŸ’šπŸ€

Help Jonathan Joss' husband. A GFM has been set up: gofund.me/58c2e16d

getting in trouble at your job for programming a randomizer that shuffles the location of every file and program on the company server

Taking a sick day and having a walk in the sun today improved my vibes immensely. Days-long emotional flashbacks are so rough, though gratefully less frequent than they were a year ago

you're a good boy, but you'd be a better girl

A new ARCHIVE EDITION is live for $5 subscribers! This MASSIVE 92-page PDF collects over 300 badge commissions from the past 15 years of my career in the furry fandom, some of which haven't been unearthed in over a decade. Pledge today and RELIVE THE MAGIC. https://www.patreon.com/posts/130022081

hey im still taking sponsorships for WWYTHT, my gift program for trans people nora.jewelry/products/spo... if you want to sponsor an entire round you can do that too nora.jewelry/products/spo... applications open for gifts on June 10 at noon MDT

May I introduce the new "Idk what I am and I'll probably never understand but whatever idk" pride flag We are a very large community i believe :)

It was a great weekend for Cretaceous Rails! My FLGS sold out their last copy, the Dice Tower released their rave review of it, wishlist count on BGG doubled, and the game landed on the BGG Hotness list which highlights the Top 50 trending games! www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjqG...

I'm a deeply flawed individual, but I bring joy to the world.

Hey folks, seeing as it's Pride month, I want to do a little something to boost indie games from LGBTQIA+ developers, so if that's you, please reply with a little bit about your game and a link to your store page. Let's see if we can't get some more eyeballs on your games! β€οΈπŸ§‘πŸ’›πŸ’šπŸ’™πŸ’œ

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Scanned This was supposed to be a throwaway piece of trash wood. none of the art tools i picked were really meant to be good on bare wood anyway, All things can be beautiful. All things that are beautiful are imperfect, and all things imperfect are beautiful, for there is beauty in imperfection.

It turns out I'm good at LttP randomizer except all the parts where there's a lot of enemies and they hit hard. Unfortunately that's 90% of the game

Going live now with some beginner-level Link to the Past randomizer Watch as I, Icarus-like, assume my 41-year-old reflexes are good enough for a SNES game www.twitch.tv/azure_husky

Baffling Magazine is open for submissions of queer speculative science fiction and fantasy until June 15th for an upcoming issue on the theme Mecha vs. Kaiju. (Unthemed submissions are also welcome!) For more info: www.bafflingmag.com/submissions

Designed some chastity-themed stickers, but couldn't decide which I liked better, so I went with both. Which is your fav?

Anyone else feeling hungry all the sudden?

At the beginning of this pride month, I give you one of my fave @pseudonymjones.bsky.social pieces. I always think about this, because we are not clean cut and easy to define, and that is what makes us beautiful. And I will always point out: every word for us has been used as a slur.

Want to catch yourself up on what’s new with the terrible lizards? My version of a dinosaur crash course is out next week! πŸ¦–

Happy pride especially to the trans folk!!

Friends, I hate to do this, but I got a surprise bill and could really use some help. A thank-you sketch done today for folks who pitch in $25 or more❀️✏️ πŸ™‡ Thank you πŸ™‡ ko-fi.com/baphypaws

At the advice of a dietician I've started taking probiotics and my body's reaction is like those videos you see of cats freaking out at the appearance of a cucumber

Seattle feedism and/or fat fur folks! πŸ’– I'm in town this week - Let's get high and I'll order us too much food to my hotel room and we can watch Dropout on TV and eat lots of tasty things πŸ°πŸ°πŸ’–

Me at 24: "see, everybody wants what they can't have, which is why every guy also wants to be a girl" Me at 34: "do you think if bugs bunny blew on your dick it would make your balls huge"

My cat is so sweet and supportive and often gives me grooming licks when I'm feeling down Sometimes she grooms the same spot a bit too much πŸ˜…

guys we HAVE to get rid of DEI. it’s about FAIRNESS

Brand Manager getting ready for Pride Month

i love to do a little joke but in reality things are challenging and I have been navigating some really challenging mental health issues after years of abuse, conversion therapy, and corrective rape– this pride month if you would like to help me get closer to my service dog goal that would be so rad

The old world is dying, the new world struggles to be born. Now is the time to draw your fursony in whorish outfits

coming back from my little break for a sec because ITS PRIDE MONTH BABY πŸ‘‘πŸŽ·πŸ‡πŸ’―πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ‘¬πŸŒΌπŸŒˆ

So. I've counted. My work is worth about $70 at cheapest prices. I'm giving it away for $6. And as always, I've included something new, so this one also includes my previously-unpublished novella Campus Creatures. Happy Pride πŸ’œ I love you all. itch.io/s/154118/ela...

If you haven't heard Death Before Detransition yet, you need to give it a listen. Its angry, firm defiance gotten me through the last couple of months of news and is THE mood for Pride.