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Do pregnant women ever press their tummies together so that their foeti can fight each other by kicking through their mommies' tummies?

Minnesota Man did nothing, free himb

JFK wrinkling his nose as he fucks Marilyn Monroe. With every slam of his fat catholic hog she queefs out a burst of thick hot subway air, air that’s been up there since the skirt photo. Room smells like a bad summer in New York. He signals “shoot me in car tomorrow” rather than do this again

Full pic 🐾 #abdl #diaperfur

I have this dreadful genetic disorder that has plagued my patrilineage for at least five generations. Whenever a dominant woman talks to me like I'm a sweet little boy, I helplessly wet myself and let them take me wherever they like

Coworkers: "are you in a relationship?" Me: "Uhhh, well something like that...." The relationship:

What does it take to melt a big kid’s brain? Remind him to go to work diapered. Let him remember why he does when he gets home 😵‍💫

*notices your underwear* Oh. are you... y'know... a friend of Louie?

these early moments of sunrise are so beautiful

*petting you* +1 Int +1 Int +1 Int +1 Int +1 Int +1 Int +1 Int "I am burdening you with knowledge* +1 Int +1 Int +1 Int +1 Int +1 Int

PoV your parents took you out to breakfast but your gameboy batteries died so you have to entertain yourself by Building Structures with these Cornerstones of Jam Society

Book boob trend with tori

Unpopular opinion: I know it's cool to wear your binky and stare at a tablet while pasting an unthinking, can't-talk-yet expression on your face, but I like to talk to the person sitting in the stroller beside me. I liked it when we were grown-ups. I don't wanna be a baby anymore

Alt text is not a limitation but an opportunity

Art time art tiiime :3c www.twitch.tv/crayonmuncherz

Mag-city, bitch

I'm on a quitting alcohol app called reframe and every day they send a motivational thing and this was today's and it connected with me so thought I'd share.

Well sometimes you need to be the big brother and change that story bottoms x3 If anyone is interested plese send me message

Ohh turned into a baby by the big, scary monster... #diaperart #abdlart #abdl

Im way too diaper brained. Y’all see it too right?

Boomers' parents held their newborn daughters up, saying shit like "she shall be a scourge upon the labourers of retail and hospitality and even the trades. Her name shall be Ethyl" and all the others mumbled "Ethyl" and then they slit the oil hose on a tractor over a well.

"Mommy, if I wore diapers for you and became your live-in baby, would you jerk me off?" "I'm busy, ask your father"

Mommy's friends think I look so cute in diapers that they can't keep their hands off me. They all keep patting it and pressing it and rubbing it.

Me: You're right, Pinkfong. I do love my diapers and I'm gonna pee my pants right now My playmates watching a music video about table manners: ???

felt like drawing something a little different

Lukie Source Material 🐻‍❄️ www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4tB...

theyre calling it "frotting". its when u put freach fries on a hot dog

Don't take chances with Muckplay! ✅ Ensure clear, protected access to the bathroom. ✅ Waterproof Playspace with towels and plastic sheets. ✅ Pre-Gather all your essentials. ✅ Move non-play items far out of the way. Always Remember: 🧠 SET UP BEFORE YOU MESS UP! 💫

The dive is the most important part of the helldive! I think @bluekako.bsky.social is getting the hang of it subscribestar.adult/redrocket