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I just sliced my lip open licking the foil from the top of the cream cheese container, never ask me anything.

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people really have some strange ideas about what exactly government is and isn't. "there's no way this body of people, money, and authority could ever possibly run a grocery store! now the Walton family, on the other hand, endowed by their Creator with the Grocer's Eye,"

submitted 4 days ago • 30 comments

my cup runneth over my cup boop my nose my cup runneth away

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Weird fact: If you took 1% off the military spending in the US you could fund every student's breakfast and lunch forever.

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NANCY PELOSI: We must find the next generation of Democratic leadership. Young, charismatic and exciting candidates who can energize the party. People that voters love because they're not 80 years old and sold out to big capital. CHUCK SCHUMER (behind sniper rifle): Found one PELOSI: Take the shot

submitted 6 days ago • 3 comments

It's a myth that clowns squirt water from their lapel flower; it's actually pee.

submitted 6 days ago • 9 comments

just watched Jaws. thank god sharks aren't real...

submitted 9 days ago • 2 comments

When you go camping it is important to develop a kind of protective carapace made of sunscreen, bug spray, dirt and sweat as soon as possible

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wow, all Elon’s kids hate him

submitted 9 days ago • 10 comments

i know to be on the left is to be cursed with memory but i am simply going cuckoo nutso bananas lately every time i see a poll with cuomo, who despite everything else quite obviously does not even LIKE new york city, in the lead. we're fully living in the post-fact world now baby!!!

submitted 12 days ago • 25 comments

god had to put me at a biological disadvantage, otherwise im too big a threat

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If you can't attend the rallies today for whatever reasons, something useful you can do is scour your local news outlets for coverage and share the coverage on social media and pump it out to all of your networks. Amplify what's happening locally so others in your communities are aware.

submitted 16 days ago • 28 comments

They say swans mate for life but I bet if I gave a swan enough tequila I could totally get it to cheat.

submitted 30 days ago • 4 comments

Not taking anything away from Senator Padilla because he was treated atrociously But I JUST want to remind everyone that the Congresswoman LaMonica McIver, a Black woman, was just indicted for just asking questions at an ICE detention center in her state Keep that same energy of support for her

submitted 17 days ago • 710 comments

the "where are all the protests against trump" people became the "these protests against trump are bad optics" people so quickly you may have missed it

submitted 19 days ago • 61 comments

I’m a monthly supporter. Please join me in helping Palmetto State Abortion Fund volunteers do their work. Abortion is health care. Please share. Please support.

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

As our company continues to face threats from right wing provocateurs, we are shutting down our “Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion” efforts, and instead are launching our newest initiative: Diversity Inclusion Equity Morality Acceptance Dignity

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

onlyfans but for colonoscopy footage call it youtube i'm sorryyyyy

submitted 20 days ago • 28 comments

Being put out to pasture sounds so good thank you

submitted 20 days ago • 18 comments

realizing i've left my phone bluetooth on all day is like finding out my fly was open

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

"Still punk" I whisper, as I tuck my long flappy breasts into the waistband of my acid washed jeans.

submitted 20 days ago • 12 comments

The federal government is telling you they cannot afford to house you, feed you, educate you or heal you — but that they do have enough resources and scale to criminalize, assault, deport and incarcerate your neighbors simply going to work or taking their kids to graduation.

submitted 21 days ago • 47 comments

I can be easily immobilized if someone starts playing Audioslave Cochise.

submitted 31 days ago • 35 comments

hey look it's the thing i keep saying will happen when the machine can only agree with you and you're being encouraged to share everything with it, including your mental illness! "why yes john, you are being gang stalked."

submitted 25 days ago • 2 comments

My brain is slowly being replaced by missing earplugs.

submitted 26 days ago • 1 comment

would you still love me if you knew i used light mode?

submitted 54 days ago • 22 comments

DEMOCRATS: Taco Trump. Hehe. He hates that. It’s driving him nuts. REPUBLICANS: We are going to string the communist pedophile Democrats up by their toes and rejoice as we watch the life leave their body.

submitted 26 days ago • 5 comments

Help, I need somebody

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

but if i'm not allowed to feed artists into my artist killing machine it's going to be basically impossible for the machine to keep killing artists. is that what you want?? and before you answer keep in mind this is a very expensive machine

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don’t forget to hate your coworkers today.

submitted 34 days ago • 5 comments