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Arts editor for MPR as Max Sparber. Award-winning writer and author. 3X illegitimate. He/him.
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FROM THE LAND OF SKY BLUE WATERS

submitted 5 hours ago • 1 comment

I don’t eat meat, but I do make exceptions for novelty meats. And, oh boy, I found a doozy. I give you Grundhofers, home of the world-famous gummy bear bratworst.

submitted 6 hours ago • 7 comments

I am become death cab, transporter of cuties.

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

I sometimes like to do this to communicate how tall Christopher Lee was. Here he is with Peter Cushing. Peter Cushing was six feet tall.

submitted 11 hours ago • 1 comment

Elvis Presley during a zombie apocalypse: We can’t go on together with delicious minds

submitted 12 hours ago • 0 comments

This is also worth examining from a historical perspective, as IQ tests were used to justify discriminatory immigration practices by declaring undesirables -- particularly Jews, Italians, and Eastern Europeans -- to be intellectually inferior.

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

Legendary hater Charles Darwin

submitted 2 days ago • 48 comments

I have a theory about casinos. You know that you hear bells and klaxons whenever people win? I think if you instead heard flushing toilets whenever people lose, nobody would ever go in. I feel sort of the same way about best-of SNL retrospectives.

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Is it weird that I want to be a headless ghost, just carrying my head under my arm?

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I was wondering who else would come out to see Sweet Honey in the Rock at 8:30 on a Thursday but now that I am here, the answer is obvious: very cool people

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Darth Vader's full name was Dartholomew Space Invader

submitted 2 days ago • 29 comments

There is only one great film adaptation of The Odyssey, Guy Maddin’s The Keyhole, which is just Jason Patrick wandering from room to room in his house

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Whenever I feel low I just remind myself that there is almost certainly an alternative universe in which the only word used for sex is “doink”

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Bruce Springsteen: (deep inhale) WELL THERE'S

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Amazingly, James Bond -- a fascistic hero beloved for his 1960s Playboy magazine vibes -- made it to this decade, mostly thanks to Daniel Craig's 50 percent successful revitalization of the character. But maybe it's time he retired.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Post a meme made by you

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Leaves of Grass is basically the Tao te Ching except the road is literal and there are a lot more New York roughnecks in it

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

We have a top shelf in our kitchen that is too high to be usable and this past week I decided to purchase and display Japanese ceramics on it and it's still early in the process but this may be the best decision I have ever made.

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments