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How do we even prepare our kids for an unknown future 👀

submitted 52 days ago • 234 comments

He's complained about me being high maintenance and negative all the time so I didn't feel safe talking to him about things that bother me anymore. I feel like any time I need to talk to someone about stuff that bothers me, I'll just upset them. Idk, I feel so alone rn..

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

I'm so tired of him. I'm tired of people pretending he's not an idiot. I'm tired of immorality and cruelty. I'm tired of his inability to say anything kind or intelligent. I'm tired of his drama and chaos. I'm tired of his face. I'm tired of his voice It's going to be a long 4 years. #USDemocracy

submitted 67 days ago • 839 comments

Anyone still Krisping their Kringle?

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

Disability is feeling the energy you have dwindling and feeling your body get weaker as you try to accomplish a task and of course pushing through the lack of energy because it's just a quick vacuum, it shouldn't be that hard

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

he cops my mall until I blart

submitted 68 days ago • 3 comments

spitting out my skeleton and hanging up my skin at the end of the night

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

i made it on santas Chill list

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

they should invent a couch that's comfortable

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

do you like me for my mental illness or just my ass

submitted 69 days ago • 6 comments

Just a reminder: you are NOT unusual, weird, or unlovable if you have: - no one to see on Christmas Day, - no presents, or - no contactable relatives. Very few people live the idealised version on TV. Those of us who live differently—whether by choice or trauma—matter as much.

submitted 69 days ago • 58 comments

i took a nap almost as long as my sleep oopsies….

submitted 68 days ago • 1 comment

The legal system doesn't care about you. It's designed to protect people in power and nobody else

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

[sexting] hey girl, I vacuumed

submitted 70 days ago • 0 comments

Merry Christmas all! Except Space Karen.

submitted 69 days ago • 181 comments

wouldn’t it be so silly if i was your christmas present >_<

submitted 69 days ago • 8 comments

No kidding!!

submitted 69 days ago • 284 comments

Every post I make is a thirst post. I am severely dehydrated

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submitted 70 days ago • 273 comments

WARNING: User is DANGEROUSLY close to feeling good about themselves. Be advised.

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments

how to adopt a dog

submitted 71 days ago • 3 comments

Baristas on strike? Good. If Starbucks can charge $8 for a Venti Peppermint Mocha, they can afford to pay the people who make it more than pocket change.

submitted 71 days ago • 168 comments

okay but corsets are adorable…

submitted 71 days ago • 4 comments

Interviewer: “Why do you want to work here?” Me: “Why do YOU want to work here?” [we start kissing, because I couldn’t think of a punch line]

submitted 72 days ago • 1 comment

(seeing you don your apparel) “GAY! 🫵🫵”

submitted 72 days ago • 10 comments

puppy spot

submitted 72 days ago • 4 comments

girls

submitted 71 days ago • 4 comments

Nice holy infant you got there. Would be a real shame if someone were to make it…tender and mild

submitted 91 days ago • 15 comments

*3d prints an imaginary friend*

submitted 72 days ago • 1 comment

NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON: If you fold a piece of paper 103 times it’ll get as thick as the universe. STAPLES: I told you to stop calling here.

submitted 72 days ago • 5 comments

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I wish I could shoplift healthcare.

submitted 71 days ago • 1 comment

i ate all your chia pets while you were asleep

submitted 72 days ago • 4 comments

disney needs a princess with genuine passion for cold-blooded murder

submitted 72 days ago • 12 comments

....and another thing.

submitted 72 days ago • 76 comments

the fact that cishet men are surprised by this whilst all of the AFAB people interacting with the post are like “yeah, that tracks” is a microcosm of half the population not realising the other half constantly have to be on their guard around them 😩

submitted 71 days ago • 4 comments

Quit calling my penis a "funny bone"

submitted 73 days ago • 2 comments

She was down and out, like a coffee that's gone decaf. A Depresso.

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

You’re my hottest follower. No, you. In the back.

submitted 73 days ago • 2 comments

Nobody’s roasting chestnuts. This is horseshit

submitted 73 days ago • 1 comment

t4t

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

do you ever just wonder how women can be so beautiful...

submitted 73 days ago • 1 comment

Here's a passage from today’s post about why you should all unite against the billionaires. Read the full piece here and consider becoming a paid subscriber to support my work: www.thegodpodcast.com/p/thou-shalt...

submitted 73 days ago • 144 comments

this post is only for people that get hard when they kiss some1 <3 ily

submitted 74 days ago • 5 comments

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submitted 74 days ago • 173 comments

i’ve gotta taste ur blood to know if i like you or not

submitted 74 days ago • 5 comments