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babyivyshark.bsky.social
It’s ya bitch, Ivy. Just stinkin’ without any thinkin’.
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It is time for my occasional post. I am tired, I am sore, but I prevail! Like a phoenix rising from that absorbent stuff in pamps

Hello I love U all

When I say “I want to learn how to draw” this is the type of stuff I’m talking about.

The rats.

I hope one day I can become one of those unhinged posters that just posts the most incomprehensible but funny shit ever

*shows this to any cg nearby* This could be us but you playin too much

its the sun that makes it yellow!! (but the wetness indicator says otherwise >w>) #abdl

Thinking about a CG heaving up the seat of my diaper with one hand, claiming it’s a “check” (even if the state of my diaper can be clocked by just my silhouette alone) as I let out an audible whimper~ 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

I think about this meme often..

You you all want me to post more, you will have to earn it. Reply with “sigma”

BIRDS ARE A LIE THEYRE ALL NANNY CAMS SO THE BIGS CAN MAKE SURE WE BEHAVE

I feel as though I should make a post. Some events in my life has prevented me from making my usual silly posts. The main one is me being too much of a baby to remember Bluesky exists. I hope all of you may find it in yourselves to forgive me.

Ay, to everyone that just followed me, I am so sorry that you made this decision. Also @crayonsnlewds.bsky.social you’re gay. Thank you

I’m still thinking about women

Fuck… women 🤤🤤🤤

Update: women are still on my mind

Thinking about women rn… I will keep you all updated

Someone should like totally give me words of affirmation

“Yeah I love Radiohead, how can you tell?”

I just realized a good friend is on this app for like months and I just realized. I am so mad.

Shmingus

The ideal date, tbh.

Totally not directed

My back hurts so bad and I don’t understand why. *cut to me hunched over in an office chair like a gremlin for 8 hours a day for the past 10 years* It just doesn’t make any sense!

buh

I fr need a pacifier that inflates and can’t be removed unless it’s by a big

“Hot milfs in your area” but it’s actually women that want to keep you in diapers

Put off going to the potty. Just ten more minutes. Just ten more minutes. Just...just five more minutes. Mmm...just...just another...oooh... ... Too late again~

Update: shortly after I was fed a McNugget and small bits of a chocolate chip cookie. The transgression has gone forgotten

I heard my roommate and my friend do things. I wish I could forget this transgression

I was told it was bedtime and that I had to sleep in MY bed and not the couch. This transgression will not go forgotten

My girlfriend is beautiful and I love them. That is all.