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Leda's ugly duckling. neurofucky • old af • spooky bean • nonconsensually rural • pseudointellectual bunny • so fancy • pan • chronically scented • cats • cartoonishly femme • hyperfixated • insufficiently medicated • accidentally magic • overmoisturized

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Tonight I smell like bubble gum and violin rosin.

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This fucking author. "Oh, the poor wee Mitford sister that was a nazi was clearly mad and not responsible, such a sweet poor ickle thing!""The Mitford sister who became a commie was a terrible human and deserved her daughter dying because she went to live in Rotherhithe, the filthy cunt."

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Unsurprisingly I am consumed by aloneness.

submitted 12 hours ago • 2 comments

My mom's official verdict on Toby from West Wing is "poopyhead."

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Call me a basic bitch if you like, but I can really fw a good Iso E Super.

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I love women because they are either thinking about death or political revolution

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This is the texting mom and I did when I was in the bloon and she was on the ground. 😄 Note, we did not get bagels. ☹️

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Same, I feel teensy because my whole family, immediate and extended, all tower over me. But I am just regular. And they still make fun of me for being little.

submitted 18 hours ago • 1 comment

:3

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Go forth, wee child, and ingest the tiny fishes who glide beneath the bewinged snail of the hanging gardens of myth.

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I did a thing which was rad and now I still have a whole day ahead of me to sleep through!

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Y'all that was so cool. 🎈

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Girl on the ride just asked if I'm in college. I feel better about turning 44 Monday.

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I am up.

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I'll only be a little annoying with this, sry. Fire is cool.

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Appropriate earworm is appropriate. Also the correct perfume for a hot air bloon ride is white chocolate and lavender madeleine. And the correct breakfast is one (1) chocolate covered cherry. Also I think my mom didn't believe me for a minute that Poe wrote a hot air bloon story. It's not spooky.

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Did you know you have to get up butt-ass early for a hot air bloon? 😴

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I get to ride in a hot air bloon tomorrow. But just with my dad, who got the ride free for his weather stuff. That is not entirely comfortable for me. I want to be as excited as I should be. But he hit my cat and no I will not let it go.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

I've never read an Andrew Morton book before, (coughIhavetastecough) and I never had any clue he was actually so bad. Strictly writing-wise. Ham-handed segues, insipid puns, and it's all in such simplistic language like he thinks I'm the idiot here. I think imma have to get my audible credit back

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For my birthday I would love a little boy kitten, a particular perfume which smells like a naked girl, and someone to kiss.

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It is time for the warm and the sleeps and the cozy.

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Mouf hurts.

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Biblically accurate Patience picrew.me/en/image_mak...

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Bleehhhh They knew with the deep clean thingy they'd uncover more cavities. But I'm still feeling put-upon. My enamel is so shitty, thanks genetics! And no, I was not as scrupulous with my teeth during cancer (trying not to die, hospital bed confinements) but still. This is all so hateful & painful.

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Tonight I smell like bubble gum and violin rosin.

This fucking author. "Oh, the poor wee Mitford sister that was a nazi was clearly mad and not responsible, such a sweet poor ickle thing!""The Mitford sister who became a commie was a terrible human and deserved her daughter dying because she went to live in Rotherhithe, the filthy cunt."

Unsurprisingly I am consumed by aloneness.

My mom's official verdict on Toby from West Wing is "poopyhead."

Call me a basic bitch if you like, but I can really fw a good Iso E Super.

I love women because they are either thinking about death or political revolution

This is the texting mom and I did when I was in the bloon and she was on the ground. 😄 Note, we did not get bagels. ☹️

Same, I feel teensy because my whole family, immediate and extended, all tower over me. But I am just regular. And they still make fun of me for being little.

:3

Go forth, wee child, and ingest the tiny fishes who glide beneath the bewinged snail of the hanging gardens of myth.

I did a thing which was rad and now I still have a whole day ahead of me to sleep through!

Y'all that was so cool. 🎈

Girl on the ride just asked if I'm in college. I feel better about turning 44 Monday.

I am up.

I'll only be a little annoying with this, sry. Fire is cool.

Appropriate earworm is appropriate. Also the correct perfume for a hot air bloon ride is white chocolate and lavender madeleine. And the correct breakfast is one (1) chocolate covered cherry. Also I think my mom didn't believe me for a minute that Poe wrote a hot air bloon story. It's not spooky.

Did you know you have to get up butt-ass early for a hot air bloon? 😴

I get to ride in a hot air bloon tomorrow. But just with my dad, who got the ride free for his weather stuff. That is not entirely comfortable for me. I want to be as excited as I should be. But he hit my cat and no I will not let it go.

I've never read an Andrew Morton book before, (coughIhavetastecough) and I never had any clue he was actually so bad. Strictly writing-wise. Ham-handed segues, insipid puns, and it's all in such simplistic language like he thinks I'm the idiot here. I think imma have to get my audible credit back

For my birthday I would love a little boy kitten, a particular perfume which smells like a naked girl, and someone to kiss.

It is time for the warm and the sleeps and the cozy.

Mouf hurts.

Biblically accurate Patience picrew.me/en/image_mak...

Bleehhhh They knew with the deep clean thingy they'd uncover more cavities. But I'm still feeling put-upon. My enamel is so shitty, thanks genetics! And no, I was not as scrupulous with my teeth during cancer (trying not to die, hospital bed confinements) but still. This is all so hateful & painful.

When did every medical waiting room decide to have a giant faux-rustic wall clock?

Ilu nitrous.

You know I assume you're a budding serial killer and I'm so proud, right?

🖼️ Tunnicliffe

The "post an animal that's you" post.

Full 6.

C'est moi.