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god it would be the funniest if the first general strike in the u.s. in a very long time was spurred on by david fucking brooks

submitted 33 minutes ago • 3 comments

[confident normal guy voice] i am accurately apprehending the truth of all situations via precise and comprehensible observational data provided by my properly calibrated and infallible sensory organs

submitted 509 days ago • 4 comments

sitting on the front porch and a neighborhood cat ive never met before just saunters up, asks for pets, gets them, then plops down a few feet away to survey the yard with me

submitted 48 minutes ago • 0 comments

junebug buzz-bouncing against the windowpane making these loud soft bonks

submitted 52 minutes ago • 0 comments

this team 😫

submitted 1 hour ago • 2 comments

we are so back

submitted 1 hour ago • 2 comments

My Boss the Demiurge 4

submitted 2 hours ago • 6 comments

to observe me is to love me. deny it at peril of deluded self-knowledge

submitted 4 hours ago • 0 comments

i paid rent by paypal in 2003 and then from 2004, onward into this decade, i have paid rent by writing a money promise on a piece of paper and putting it in a slot in a door

submitted 5 hours ago • 4 comments

playing technical resume roulette

submitted 5 hours ago • 3 comments

resume writers block ,

submitted 6 hours ago • 3 comments

paul simon - graceland, as an album, through utilitarian thinkpad speakers, hits different (worse)

submitted 7 hours ago • 2 comments

hey while i'm at goodwill, does anyone need a covid-19 test kit? it's already opened, don't worry

submitted 8 hours ago • 4 comments

hanging out with the cis straight friends and doing a web search under the table, "synonyms for cunty"

submitted 9 hours ago • 0 comments

2027: your request to the capitol for a 1500 calorie per day ration is rejected in a letter that opens with "dear fuckwit" and ends with the signature of U.S. Deputy Secretary of Health and Human Services Jared Fogle

submitted 125 days ago • 0 comments

joe rogan: jamie uhhhh can you verify i wippef my ass?? i think i pooped a bit, can u pull that up? thanks

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