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sleemy day

submitted 8 hours ago • 1 comment

it's a good thing it's only this hot for (checks my own memories), four and a half months???

submitted 10 hours ago • 0 comments

pint of ice cream for breakfast = never lose

submitted 10 hours ago • 1 comment

great minds steal jokes

submitted 11 hours ago • 0 comments

every cell in your body is probably just as conscious as you are, sweet dreams,

submitted 11 hours ago • 1 comment

syril karn in andor is part of what makes it work because a good star wars needs at least one absolute weiner

submitted 11 hours ago • 0 comments

this makes mon mothma, lenin

submitted 13 hours ago • 0 comments

is james carville trying to make the president crash the markets because he needs 'its the economy, stupid' to work again

submitted 13 hours ago • 1 comment

on probably my fifteenth iteration of, "I did some things to my computer to make it work better when I set it up, and I can't remember at all what half of them were"

submitted 14 hours ago • 5 comments

my friend sends me tiktok links and i like to watch them, so when im on my phone I: - open link in firefox - switch to desktop mode before it loads all the way - click but then pause - unmute - play the video any step messed up and it takes me to the apple app store tiktok page (on an android?)

submitted 14 hours ago • 3 comments

there's actually about two dozen ways that 00s Something Awful posters have ended up, it's just that like twenty of those types still exclusively post only on the something awful forums

submitted 14 hours ago • 1 comment

this burger is the polar opposite of the local favorite style, with thin crispy edged burger patties usually intended to be a double, sometimes on buttered toast a local sandwich place owned by a kansas oil money family tried to sell these and i liked em ok but the place flopped

submitted 15 hours ago • 1 comment

just started reading this, it's really good it's super wild to stumble on a twenty plus book series, from the 80s and ongoing, with solid writing and an interesting premise- that i have only barely seen people talk about online! also it is written by a woman who is married to a woman!!

submitted 15 hours ago • 2 comments

my legs, my legs are hatching,

submitted 16 hours ago • 1 comment

people don't care about kansas but buddy if this state went away your bread would go from $2.50 to $2.67

submitted 16 hours ago • 1 comment

you know what i still believe my greatest days are still ahead of me and i don't even care if that is stupid, my bones dont lie

submitted 121 days ago • 3 comments

just had nap dream about a world where skeets were called, Jimmies, and people would make fun of overly serious posts by saying "ooooh looks like someone posted a ~James~"

submitted 743 days ago • 5 comments

do you know where peaches come from? do you know who put them there? and where? im trying to write a song

submitted 130 days ago • 56 comments

shoveling old hentai pngs into the furnace of the machine that makes new hentai pngs

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

a buttery pissness

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

the stunning adventure of English Jeffrey going through space and time in his gizmo box

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment