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enthusiastic reader of books | ADHD is my superpower | perimenopausal witch | occasional baker | muscle mommy in training | they/them cutie
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"Did everyone sever their balls in the elevator?" is what I'm going to say to bully legislators into taking physical action against this coup.

submitted 19 hours ago • 0 comments

I have no love or space for legislators who are acting demure in a time of crisis. Mars is about to station direct. Time for action, bitches.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

It's like he watched the first 2 seasons of Venture Bros. and thought how great and edgy The Monarch was, but didn't stick around to the end of the series to see the character growth occur.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Lord, some of y'all post memes just as bad as your MAGA republican boomer aunt and I'm begging you to please stop, you're not helping the way you think you are.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Now playing: Marijata. "Released originally on the Gapophone label – it is pure, rootsy, raw, driving African funk music of the highest order." - PAM

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

If you see me today, just know that I've been screaming internally since I logged onto Slack this morning and approach me with caution.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Someone is extra snuggly this morning.

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Has anyone checked in on the sovereign citizens? How are they holding up?

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

the bladder, weak

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Jealous the Reese's team just gets handed this organic content.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Two moods: ✅ Ew, why are you obsessed with me? ✅ Ew, what do you mean you're not obsessed with me?

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Looking back at my old bird app tweets and seeing how much I used to bully local politicians makes me miss it 😢 More city and state officials need to move over here so I can bully them again.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Someone asked me what it means to be non-binary and I told them it means I have a vagina and everyone still treats me like I'm a woman.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Just thinking about what to pack in my Go Bag and if I should bring my AeroPress for traversing the civil war wasteland that was once America.

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Voting for the first candidate that makes "Heads Will Roll" their campaign song.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Thought I REALLY hit my fitness goals this morning when the scale was accidentally set to kilograms.

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Good news? I want to believe that how you spend your money can change policies. Here's where it gets tough: YOU'VE GOT TO KEEP IT UP Corporations are viruses, they will change their tactics to get your money back. Don't succumb to the big sales, it's the office equivalent of a pizza party.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

The end must be nigh because I'm considering stand-up comedy as a new hobby fixation.

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

Yesterday I told someone "wearing a mask is a radical act of love and kindness towards others" and today the same person came to the office sick and without a mask. Is it me? Am I the problem?

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

I almost threw my phone across this hotel lobby until I saw the account. The 0-60 rage today is real.

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments