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We are alike cuz we’re diff Love me damn it 🐾 Followed by 100 k crickets
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Squander your ambition

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Try taking it up a notch

submitted 19 hours ago • 0 comments

well, Joey can just f*ck right off then, eh!? 🫠

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Stop the world, I want to fuck off.

submitted 50 days ago • 2 comments

Gold painted sneakers, like nazi memorabilia will be worth something someday somewhere to the wrong people.

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I don’t worship any person half as much as I worship Tilmook dark chocolate brownie batter ice cream.

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Can’t, I’m busy killing every hormone in me. I’m so moody. Scroll on.

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At your weekly vigil for the return of Christ, take a moment to consider Pope Francis. There are good people walking this earth every day among us. There is no reason to wait for judgement day because it’s every day if your heart is ready.

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As far as any human knows, Francis was as perfect a person that has ever lived. An outsider in all the best ways.

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The nationwide but very local and plentiful protests is a signal to resume smiling.

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That guy going around the neighborhood in a ski mask n askin about tattoos may or may not be buried somewhere “nearby”. Headed to the hardware for some of that quick grow grass seed.

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The dude should never own casinos much less play poker

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Walz: If you say you love freedom but you don't believe freedom is for everybody, then the thing you love is not freedom, it is privilege.

submitted 2 days ago • 853 comments

‘Is daddy was nae gud at raisn lads ease a bad one

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He had Steven write him a speech about the world persecution of DJT in case they wanted to turn the funeral into a rally. He’s heard that many want this - many many probably the most people ever.

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where'd you learn to poop, asshole, grandma school?

submitted 2 days ago • 4 comments

My dogs refuse to cater to my frivolous demands. I’m powerless in this house.

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if people could eat only for pleasure that'd be grand eating and shitting and drinking and pissing all the time like some sorry nightmare biological factory makes me weary

submitted 296 days ago • 1 comment

Self driving cars are not only impractical, they are largely unnecessary. They cannot predict the giant pothole that appeared overnight. And sinkholes; don’t get me started…

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I ignore gravity even as I acknowledge it. Gravity is an earthly inconvenience. It seeks to hold everything back, slaves to its force. Everyone lies about its true mathematical measure, but even tyrant antisocial oligarchs can’t evade its reality. 239 lbs get real.

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I entered to win a Eb Buzz not to save the planet. I admit I do love windmills.

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I was an English major before I got a job

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I like my peeps unwrapped for at least three months so they get hard to chew. True story. I’m a monster I reckon.

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Hubby: sometimes I wonder who you love more, me or coffee Me: that’s so silly of course I love you more! Hubby: you’re right I know Me: I was talking to my coffee

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I can’t explain it but there are 11 cans of Coke Zero orange vanilla in my garage available for theft.

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Excuse me but if I can’t repeat passwords across apps I am so fucked and now Google is telling everyone so what’s the use in living

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cancer loves testosterone and nature is again appreciated for its sense of humor

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I Did NOT eat a whole strawberry rhubarb pie in one day technically because I started yesterday at 11 pm.

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Let me throw my huge ridiculous hat in the ring..

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Hydrangias... AF! 😍

submitted 4 days ago • 5 comments

When does the JD tour go to Moscow. Can’t wait.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

youtube.com/watch?v=uhNv... Pete has this vibe down

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The day after Easter has always been important in my life cuz Cadbury Eggs are half off while supplies last.

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he was more than a pope. he was my lover

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If I make it to 88 and then die after blessing my followers do me a favor and make my replacement young and hot. Amen.

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the people who made the chapel???

submitted 4 days ago • 13 comments

White smoke from the Vatican CAN mean that there’s a new Pope but don’t overlook the possibility that it needs a new head gasket

submitted 4 days ago • 16 comments

One of the times I was so high I put potato salad on a hot dog 🌭 instead of chili and it was so good but I can’t risk making a reel because it might bolster their case against me for unamericanism

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I confess, this whole treat thing is my fault. My dogs are addicts and it’s my fault. How did we get here?

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Check his tats..

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