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White British trans woman with chronic pain. Sisters of Dorley is my fault. She/her. help me pay rent: https://www.patreon.com/alysongreaves buy my books here: https://linktr.ee/badambulist
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Wish I were one of Elon's kids so I'd never see him again

With other politicians, the papers will pick the picture for the story at hand: statesmanlike shots for positive press; pictures where they look like a prick when it's time to trash them. With Wes Streeting, though, they have a problem: he *always* looks like a right-wing lickspittle cunt.

Streeting: Using medication off-label for Trans+ people is bad and I will stop it Trans+ people: But these medications are life-saving, and help us thrive. Why would you take them away from us? Streeting: Ozempic on the other hand has led to hundreds of hospitalisations and I'm good with that

This is also true because oftentimes, much like tradwives, they promote a lifestyle they're not willing to actually live themselves.

i'm only posting one track a day but i gotta admit behind the scenes this album already has six tracks. to be posted: Christine's theme, Aunt Bea's theme soundcloud.com/okadaibro/st... the regular tag crowd (if i'm ever annoying y'all pls lmk): @badambulist.bsky.social @clickoutmets.bsky.social

jesus I’ve been so dizzy all day and I’m extra dizzy now so I’m going to call it at 2k words and go faceplant somewhere soft

Your Princess has an announcement to make! 1k follows is very close so I wanna do something special. Please comment a story prompt (can even be one word, no pressure), and I will be picking a random one. Once we hit the fated 1000, I will announce the winner within a few days of it and get cracking💛

GLOW, WORM — “TRANS WOMEN SHOULD DRINK BLOOD AND FUCK OLDER WOMEN”

Gemma drains the blood from a bunch of rabbits, and when she can’t be bothered to bury them she just throws them really far

just figured out all the layers to (kimmy). follow for more literary insights

accidentally said something horny on discord so now I have to write an extremely chaste chapter to make up for it

I once wrote an episode of Adam Ruins Everything where he said that IQ is a bad measure of actual mental ability. It got some of the most wild, furious responses online. There are people who base their entire world view on a relatively meaningless number

Chapter 8 of my lesbian fantasy adventure Genesis is now out for everyone to read! You can check it out over on Scribblehub, RoyalRoad or my Patreon! www.scribblehub.com/series/13985... www.royalroad.com/fiction/1038... www.patreon.com/AdaHarding 🌈🚀💫🧡🦄📚

After having been single for longer than she wants to talk about, Ridley Bauri has a near death experience and discovers the Grim Reaper is a tall and gorgeous goth woman. She's hopelessly smitten, but how does one woo Death herself? beedok.itch.io/flirting-wit... www.amazon.com/Flirting-Dea...

Watching The Lobster and holy shit, Tyres is in this???

The below is, I’m reasonably sure, both the first album I bought with my own money *and* the first album I ever had confiscated.

The fact that a trans woman is in a British newspaper calling JK Rowling a witch is making me squeal with laughter haha - British libel laws mean we can’t talk so openly here but since Vera’s American she can say what she likes

god, remember feral druids I miss wow

Dorley out of context

the rise of the fascist nerds was anticipated by Ellen Ullman's 1995 essay "Out of Time: Reflections on the Programming Life."

oh hey I think the residual tickly cough from when I got covid coming back from edinburgh finally went away

More people who faint but not in the pretty feminine romantic way but rather in the hot flashes, nausea, no bladder control, unglamorous kind of way. But also more characters wearing splints in general and having a whole system around them