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There is an alternate timeline where this is just funny and everything afterwards is fine

"My 2 year old is vegan" Yes, because your 2 year old is a potato.

I can already see a scene in Spaceballs 2 President Skroob is being elevated my a mechanical arm and it starts shooting him all around and he's like "Hey WHOAH STOP IT HEY! God, Why did I even GET this thing!?" And i'm going to love every second of it.

Bad news guys: The Milky Bar Kid is pro-Israel :(

Owl Squad

Some cursed Kirbys, or Kursed-Bys.

I was yesterday years old when I realised that Lord Farquaad in Shrek is named that way because it's a kid friendly way of calling the villain a fuckwad.

Happy 99th Birthday to the legend that is David Attenborough

James Bond: Born Again (2027) Theme Song: youtu.be/kbEC-AGr9n0?...

Only 364 days until @jamesgunn.bsky.social casts Macaulay Culkin as Dogwelder in his new DC Universe

Bao Bao's Cozy Laundromat #animation #panda

This is a Renaissance Painting

Venom Snake and his Steak Bake

When you watch season 3 of the White Lotus: Cool! Gripping television! When you watch Season 1 afterwards:

I love my partner

I recently binge watched Season 3 of The White Lotus without seeing the first 2 seasons. It's compelling and frighteningly good television. I don't know if I'd have gotten more out of it if I'd watched it chronologically but I don't care. It rules. Watch it if you can. Don't pay for it.

Devil May Cry is pure fanservice and animated excellence, in short it FUCKS

It better win. Still Wakes The Deep is the Colour Out Of Space adaptation we always wanted and it's brilliant.

New Powerwash Simulator DLC just dropped