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Car audio technician. I'll be gaming till I die.
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After an appeal from my publisher, Balatro has been reclassified by PEGI from 18+ to 12+ This is a good step from PEGI - bringing nuance to their ratings criteria that used to be 18+ or nothing. I hope this change will allow developers to create without being unfairly punished

Wow still find people out here mad about racist football teams. Dude out here refuses to call them the Commanders. Bet he didn't think twice about the Gulf of Mexico.

Got a juicy one.

Been walking on parks more often recently and I never post pictures. Today I post pictures. Here are some turtles!

We are a week away from March... In Florida... Which god do I yell at about this? This ain't right!

What a time to be alive. We're gunna get a better pirate game out of a Yakuza game than from Skull and Bones.

This is the most at one sided Superbowl I've ever seen.

Musk is the living embodiment of AI: a broken, tech-bro tool that inserts itself into everyone's life unsolicited and makes everything worse.

How is it cold AND raining? This goes against everything I know about Florida.

The richest man in the world just did a Nazi salute on live television on Martin Luther King Jr Day. I really don't like where this country is headed.

I'm just an old 30-something that's never used or cared about tiktok, watching a war unfold where there are no winners. Only losers on all sides.

I don't understand how the Vikings can be so fucking good all season and then trip at the finish line like this. What the hell happened during the last two games?!

Someone smarter than me needs to figure out a way to move all that snow and ice from the rest of the country and dump it in LA. Fires gone, plus new fresh water for the ecosystem. It's like Futurama.

Happy year of Metroid Prime 4, y’all!!! We made it. 🥹

Like a real gamer, I started the new year with a controller in hand. Then promptly after midnight, I turned the game off and passed the fuck out cause I'm tired and old. Happy 2025.

A number of Oscar-worthy movies were released this year, but only ONE features Amy Adams singing “Dare to Be Stupid”! Nightbitch is now streaming on Hulu.

Ok holiday food is behind me. I lost what little of my abs I'd worked on over the last 10 months in the span of one month. Time to get that shit back.

As foretold

Oh shit, it's my level up.

-shows up wearing ceasefire pin -talks about how the art and magic of games comes from the creatives and devs -denounces the games made for quotas and in boardrooms -takes a shot at TGA about giving proper airtime to creatives -doesnt name drop any celebs forget the awards, this guy wins hearts man

Disappointed we didn't get more Mass Effect news at The Game Awards. Thought it would be a great time to show something. I guess it means it's farther out than I thought it was.

Holy shit!

Dude's got a different flute for every game.

How the hell is Geoff getting to play all these games before everyone else? Game only has a 6 second teaser, and yet the man already put 30 hours into it. WTF?

Astrobot cleaning house at The Game Awards. As it damn well should.

Ok got a morning workout in. This needs to be the start of this being a habit again. I had a great rhythm for months, then I stopped for just a few days and I basically stopped altogether. Can't repeat this. Gotta do this tomorrow too. And the next day. 🫡

Damn, how the hell did she make it to the top spot again? Did I really listen to THAT much Taylor Swift?

I think it's hilarious that the chances of the receipt tape being empty in a gas pump is a LEAST 90% across all gas stations universally. Sometimes I wonder why I even press the button.

Two days in a row I get shit sleep. Just up all night with my mind on 50 different things. I don't know if it's anxiety cause the holidays just started or of cause of something else I don't know yet. Just know it needs to stop.