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Orange Hitler is gonna deport legal immigrants too.

Betraying Ukraine will come back and bite America in the ass. No ally will ever trust us again. It's a huge gift to America's enemies.

Trump is a KGB asset. America is now under Russian occupation.

❤ if you support Zelensky

KGB allegations? Trump works for the KGB? That checks out:

Krasnov Trump: KGB asset, traitor, Nazi

KGB allegations? Trump works for the KGB? That checks out:

“You know who wears sunglasses inside? Blind people and assholes.” -Larry David

❤ if you support Zelensky

In case there was any doubt that Trump and Musk are corrupt scumbags who work for Putin:

Elon Musk is the new Mike The Pillow Crackhead.

Orange Hitler is gonna deport legal immigrants too.

Former Vikings punter Chris Kluwe calls MAGA a "Nazi movement" and gets arrested. Democracy won't survive without people willing to stand up for it.

Steve Bannon does a Nazi salute. I guess he was jealous that Elon got all the attention.

If you're an immigrant and you voted for Trump you're even dumber than the other MAGA dumbfucks.

Russian asset Trump betrays Ukraine and parrots Russian propaganda lies. It has never been more obvious that Trump works for Putin.

CPAC is Comic-Con for Nazis Oh look, human garbage bag Steve Bannon took a shower and got a haircut!

Ketamine is trending on Twitter, because Elon is so high at CPAC, he can’t even talk straight.

Elon Musk throws a tantrum after a Danish astronaut exposes one of Elon's many lies. No matter how much money he has, Elon will always be a pathetic loser.

Illinois Governor Pritzker compares Trump to the Nazis Great speech. I think we just found the leader of the resistance.

Flashback: Arnold Schwarzenegger has a message for the Russian people: “My father was a Nazi. Don't be like him. Putin is a fascist dictator like Hitler. Don't believe his lies. Don't follow his illegal orders. Don't participate in the illegal war against the people of Ukraine.”

One of the worst people in American politics, Senator Mitch McConnell, is retiring. Finally!

Trump should fly more.

Putin is a threat to all free people. Ukraine is the wall.

Between global warming and fascism, Putin and Trump are turning the world into an unlivable shithole. I'm glad I don't have kids, because the future is gonna be a living nightmare. MAGA dumbfucks think they're on the winning side, but they're not, unless they're billionaires.

If you haven’t figured out yet that Trump works for Putin, you have brain damage.

"Mistakenly"? He's a Russian asset. He's America's #1 enemy. He's destroying America's health system on purpose, to maximize casualties.

Hitler replaced all the judges with his loyalists. After that, everything Hitler did was legal. Opposing him was illegal. And that was the end of German democracy and the birth of Hitler’s dictatorship. A leader who is above the law is the definition of a dictator.

Today Trump signed an executive order proclaiming that only he and his attorney general have the legal authority to say what the law is. Full-blown dictator stuff. It's only a matter of time until he declares martial law and starts arresting his political opponents.

MAGA Nazis in their own words: They want to end democracy and make Trump a God-like dictator with unlimited power to kill his enemies

MAGA Nazis in their own words: Hitler, the KKK, and MAGA Nazis claim there's a global "Great Replacement" conspiracy to replace white people with inferior brown people

Nationwide anti-Trump protests on Presidents Day in all 50 states. Even in red states there are large anti-Trump demonstrations.

MAGA Nazis in their own words: Christofascist MAGA Nazis don't just want to criminalize homosexuality. They want to exterminate gay and trans people, just like German Nazis did.

MAGA Nazis in their own words: Project 2025 unmasked. MAGA Nazis want to ban women from voting.

Delta Airlines flight crashes upside down in Toronto. WTF is happening?!

John Oliver says the next 4 years of Trump 2.0 are gonna be "incredibly shit."