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badconfig.bsky.social
feral. i do computer. autistic. sa survivor. exmo. lowercase enthusiast. analog photography dabbler. do as thou wilt and be excellent to each other
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#nowlistening Poppy - Knockoff youtu.be/ag3L1fBPo54?...

still a fuckin banger Ghost - Dance Macabre youtu.be/7Gr63DiEUxw?...

#nowlistening System Override | Makeup And Vanity Set | Topic youtu.be/cnesFB6cfS8?...

i really enjoy my job. i love the travel and the opportunities. i loathe coming home though. the emptiness of it is all consuming. gonna volunteer to travel with other teams, at this point i'd be perfectly content only being home two days a week. this is torture.

some nonsense i wrote a while ago. it's been almost a year since I saw her last

calorie counting be damned, i'm doing whatever i want tonight

she ze on my dong till i mao . . . is this anything?

38 today. i had hoped that 37 was going to be my year, and in some ways it was. sure as shit this year ain't gonna be mine. trying to keep any shred of optimism is already exhausting, and it's not even february yet.

me and who

Everyone needs a friend who sends them long YouTube videos at completely random times in the day or night and provides absolutely no explanation for them ever

The only God worshiped by the Mormon Church is money.

Honestly we owe so much to Maillard for inventing that reaction

You want me to attend a work meeting? the thing that killed Julius Caesar????

Tom never sieg heiled at us.

when life hands you lemons, you have been chosen. it is time. there is no turning back now. you are the Lemon Keeper.

fuck the church and these ponzi scheming fascist enablers.

played nap roulette and lost : (

Things are cooking now

Well, high, but yeah.

good evening...

drunk, horny for cuddles, and angry at the government

so much human ingenuity has gone into the same three things. new ways to boil water, spin something really fast, and throwing deadly things farther

taking a vacation of the mind inside the "handbrake" program icon

popping a blood vessel in my eye staring at myself in the mirror and trying to flex my brain tight enough to turn stupid

so much human ingenuity has gone into the same three things. new ways to boil water, spin something really fast, and throwing deadly things farther

"What are you on?" The autism spectrum, shithead.

treating myself with some ramen in my favorite bowl

They cant get my data if i am Fully Dissolved in a bath tub full of sodium hydroxide

I like to think I’m sensible but then I reach the character creator in a video game.

The masculine urge to have a shootout in a Frank Lloyd Wright building

my microplastics are raging inside of me

nice try fed

a gun would pair nicely with this beer. or maybe a knife. does this knife make my ass look fat?

it me

"Trauma makes you stronger" Well, I don't want to be strong, I want to drink an iced coffee & buy things online

a mimosa but its monster mango loco

good thing about painting my nails is i won't chew them off

drunk, hungry, and ready to fight god

blunch (Tuna salad and crackers with a glass of milk)