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Bad Dad Jokes and Naughty Pics of Dad (Jokes are PG, the Pics are R) 🔞 -all photos of me/made by me. Artist is the only label I need. Everything else is just me.
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Why don’t purple things ever get lost? They’re always grape at standing out. #purple #outdoorshoot #over30 #exhibitionist #glamour

submitted 6 hours ago • 0 comments

I clicked Got It. But I don’t think I did. For a limited time? Winky face? #bluesky #update #over40 Oh… literally just realized this is some dumb April fools day thing. Why does society have to act like 6th graders? #aprilfools #growup

submitted 7 hours ago • 0 comments

Follow me if you think I should be your sissy sub or whatever. Maybe I’m into findom. Also, real estate advice or crypto info would be cool too. Follow me and ask. Need followers. #dominatrix #findom #femdom #sissy #sub #dominateme #mistress #financialadvice #realestate #taxes #crypto #advice

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

I get all the sexiest bots! 🔥They follow me because of my great socials and winning personality! It’s not like they just want my money or personal information! 😅 They like, right? #dadproblems #over40

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I don’t need a femdom to humiliate me. I do that on my own…. Like everyday. Apparently the slacks I wear aren’t cool. (Also I live in a shed.) #femdom #humiliate #sissy #newpants #jacket #ootd

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Social Media is hard, it’s a young man’s game. And a young woman’s game. And a young trans person‘s game. And a sweet-tits person’s game. And a huge-cock person’s game. Even a large orange furry wolf creature with huge milky tits and a three foot animal cock and abs kinda game. #over40 #tooold

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Money saving tip from Dad: jerk off before opening social media. Yes all SW’s but also Yes to fiscal responsibility! 🥸📋💰☑️ #moneysavingtips #financialadvice

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Drip drop don’t stop its shower o’clock. Go ahead: Shower me the money! #spicysky #spicy #amateurnsfw #solo #squirting #wetlook #lovethedress #slut #showertime #slutty #heels #shoefetisk #kink

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

“Did I tell you? I entered my foot into a beauty contest.” “Did they win?” “No, they got cold feet.” What do you think? #dadjoke #badjoke #thickthighs #stockings #thighhighs #feet #nsfw #nsfwart #femsky #bwphoto #blackandwhite #beautycontest #ratemy

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

What is the biggest bum in the world? The bottom of the ocean🐠 #buttpics #bums #femboy #femsky #nsfw #artist #artisticnudes #artsy #fineassart #thirsty #hmu #trap #ass #butt #bum

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Wanna hear my favorite bowl pun? It’s soup-er funny! #dadjoke #sundayfunday . #naughty #boobs #sex #porn #naked #photography #bigboobs #nsfw #tease #nsfwbluesky #goonsky #cum #body #fit #horny #fashion #nightshoot #outdoorshoot

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Water you waiting for? Me and this river might be shallow, but I assure you we can find a deep spot…. If you wanna take a plunge and get all wet. #naughty #dad #puns #tease #humour #funny #nonbinary

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

I told my sunglasses a joke and they didn’t laugh, they just gave me a shady look. If my socials are any example… I’m used to that kind of response. #silence #dadjoke #badjoke #badDad #fridaynight #weekend #sassy #tease #sensual #gaynsfw #trans #spicy

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

This swan mates for life. Me? I just fuck it on the weekend and holidays. (No… not a dad joke. Just a filthy thing I do to this inflatable bird.) #dadjoke #badjoke #naughtydad #dadbod #slutty #natural #teasing #spicy #standingsex #xxx #LedaTheSwan

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Why couldn’t the flower ride a bike on the first day of spring? It didn’t have petals yet. (Or maybe cuz I did this to it ;) #dadjoke #badjoke #nsfw #queerphoto #🏳️‍⚧️ #naughtyshoot #femboy #spicy #sunday

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

How do you properly identify a dogwood tree? By the bark! ….woof, that’s a rough one. #dadjoke #pun #outdoorshoot #nsfwskye #nsfw #artsy #bwphoto #pointytoes #transfem #transform #sunbath #nude #allwelcome

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

I’m going to look for gems this weekend… I may need your assi-stones. #dadjoke #badjoke #baddad #naughty #queer #genderfluid #outdoorshoot #gay #bi #horny #nsfw #artisticnudes

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Do you want to hear my jokes about raking in the fall? -They’re unbe-leaf-ably funny. . . #baddad #dadjokes #badjoke #photoshoot #nsfw #hunk #shirtless #sundayfunnies #horny #baddadbadjokes #queer #nonbinary #genderfluid #glamour

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Installing a floor is bottom work. #bottom #switch #idk #imtoooldforlabels #shortshorts #onyourknees #fdau #sunday

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

Just another older guy checking out tasty femboys after being married for over a decade 🤷🏼‍♂️ Tell me if you like. Fill my dms #femboy #sissy #crossdresser #nsfw #ts #trans #cute #porn #tgirl #cum #gay #bi #anal #fuck #cd #femme

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Sculpture in the Falls #art #fineart #artistic #bipolar #beauty #monochrome #waterfall #sculpture #renaissance #water #artvideo #sensual #suggestive

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Gallivanting in the streams and forest, that’s my special place. #artsynudes #sensual #outdoorshoot #nonbinary #genderfluid #professionalphotographer #bi #cosplay #followme

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Hi! Sometimes I feel things and want to share. #nonbinary #genderfluid #hmu follow me for endless nudes and fun

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments