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badpreacher.bsky.social
Bigger mane than the Lion, more heartless than the Tinman, stupider than the Scarecrow. Married to the wicked witch of the North, MrsP.
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Watching The Cockfields. Nothing ever happens but it’s had me smiling all the way through. Gentle.

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MrsP is seemingly spoiling a perfectly good pair of pyjamas by watching Virdee. (Alt text provided for gif)

submitted 6 hours ago • 1 comment

My mother is a Corby man. Watched trailer for Toxic Town and I see they went for full Scottish rather than bother with the real accent. Bearing in mind Corby is in the middle of England. Thass noh ghuuhde as at? (That’s not good is it, in fluent Corbese.)

submitted 6 hours ago • 1 comment

What simple inexpensive items greatly improve your life? For me it’s a telescopic back scratcher and a padded sleep mask.

submitted 12 hours ago • 3 comments

She’s still asleep but I want to go Wendy’s. I could go alone of course but if Preacher enjoys a Wendy’s and no one is around to see it, did it even happen?

submitted 12 hours ago • 1 comment

I’m at that tricky point. Too ill to do my diy, too well to loaf about. I think Professor Chris Whitty would advise me to go to Wendy’s. Yes. He definitely would.

submitted 13 hours ago • 1 comment

Heavens to murgatroyd, there’s been some leaving do’s at Emmerdale hasn’t there.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

She’s had a fried egg sandwich. And crisps. Just seems wrong somehow.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Glimpsed window salesman going into toilet of their showroom as I entered. Asked receptionist if he was available. ‘He’s in a meeting.’ ‘Ah yes. I had a meeting this morning too. Important to stay regular.’ Oh how we laughed. Now you can too.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

I’m big into homemade herbal teas. Yet I concocted one today that I imagine tasted like Satan’s jizz if he consciously avoided pineapple in favour of asparagus and had a long standing untreated seminal vesicle infection.

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

I’ve touched a pharmacy pen. I now have all the diseases if you need any.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Window fittters have gone. Drain man been & gone. All my closest thing to friends have gone. Still, got poptarts.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

I preferred Horton Hears a Who but what Horton does in his free time is his business.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Two Coffees & a Shit should be a country music song.

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

Coughing like a mf but have no choice but to go to Tesco. I’ll wear a mask and will enjoy the crowds parting like the Red Sea.

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

How’re you feeling today @msmon.bsky.social ? Do we need to flood the Netherlands again to contain the virus?

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

I love getting workmen in. No not like your mum does, I mean to do the jobs I used to do. Very satisfying. That’s what she said.

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments

Squatted down to move a plant pot and had a little wee. #old

submitted 6 days ago • 4 comments

New windows going in. Tis very loud. And cold.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

The first step is admitting you have a problem, they say. Looks fine to me.

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

In my quest to teach grandchildren about nature & what you can eat we stopped to examine this little fellow. It’s a poo with a stick in. You can’t eat it. Well, you shouldn’t eat it. You may if you wish.

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment