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Mr Smells
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Just Iike Bruce had to.
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Whoa, too much too soon. He has to do a Tarantino film first to loosen up the tight asses down at the Angelika Film Center
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I'd jerk it with my dude every day for a week before doing whatever this shit is
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Likely that Biffo has been nourishing the marrow with the blood and bone of his horror shed victims.
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For much more than that, yes.
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concerning
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You the real King bro-ham
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We usually went to Applebaum's (previously Red Owl and later Rainbow) but when I needed something fancy (like a shit ton of olives) I would make my mom take me to Byerly's.
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Yes NORTHERN Italian. Not SOUTHERN. That means cheese and cream you cretins not tomatoes. One way life has gotten much better since the 70s-80s is in access to decent food and drink.
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And Paul Prudhomme! i convinced my mom to let me blacken some chicken, New Orleans style. Set off all the fire alarms and shit. Loved it.
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I was the Frugal Gourmet obsessed one in my house. Once I watched him make a huge muffaletta and made my mom buy like eight jars of olives and track down some mortadella, etc... I was 10 or 12 fucking around with mortadella. No one else in my family cared about cooking. I was pretty fucking cool.
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Food is Big Mac or steak. With French fries.
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Will I be canceled if I call this what it is, a real pussy wagon?
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I have to go to Texas. Measles needs me.
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He's saying "Kamala, Kamala, Kamala"
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It's probably dead in committee
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I hear the assgrabbing factory is hiring.
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That's fukkin hot
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Hey that's no lady, that's my mother in law!
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He should stop Goggin and give the rest of us a chance
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I don't think Mary L is bring either of those energies. Middle of the road is what they used to call it I guess.
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I like it when one of two things happens.
A. Radio K DJ plays something I've never heard that is so stupid and derivative and cloying that I weep for the future
Or
B. Radio K DJ plays something I've never heard that is so cool I can't believe it's really happening and I think about how old I am.
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"You would rather jerk off than get your hands dirty" - Very Smert Man
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Haha rekt
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Imagine it inside a hand pie. We've lost so much.
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It was only a year ago that some of the Twin Cities' less intelligent leaders were trying to fund a $2 million study between MSP and the Mayo Clinic. Embarrassing.
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Imagine being The Calf Guy. Sweet gig.
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It seems like forgetting about dumb shit that isn't any of our business and moving on is a lost skill.
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It is spring after all.
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What exactly was going on down there?
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I will send you an angel to drink beers and watch the game (the angel is me)
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The Mike Love Strategy
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Ooo, that's tough. Good on you for getting checked out. Tomorrow's first meal is gonna hit nice.
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Man sometimes I think about sitting in a friend's basement in 1988 getting wrecked on malt liquor and hits off his 4 ft graphix bong and I am GOOPED AND GAGGED
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It's a great video
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Man I cannot see this video now without thinking of how that dude left Winona Ryder for having too big of boobs and liking sex too much.
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You miss 100% of the people you don't deport.
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Makes you look fucking cool as well.
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Jazz is like this except more so. You can bring grandma to your Comedy Sportz show and she'll have a laff but I bring her to my spontaneous extreme freak out jazz gig and everyone calls me the bad guy.
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Bregman under 6' makes me unreasonably happy.
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Tell him to get a job!
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I hope to sign with 1989 Susan Sarandon in the coming weeks