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Senior Producer at Smartless Media, formerly Earwolf. ClueLess, Bad Dates, Just Jack & Will, HDTGM, Get Played, Comedy Bang Bang, Video Archives, Voyage To The Stars. Character-wise, I’m kind of borderline shy/wild. I like to surf & turf, in that order.
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It’s a well-trodden subject, and to a certain extent get your paycheck, but I simply *must* feel uncomfortable with recent triple-Oscar nominee Bradley Cooper trying to sell me gelato. It’s one celebrity ad too far.

She brought her new catnip giraffe to bed with her.

I have really been making my girlfriend laugh by waiting until our cat wakes up from a nap on the sofa between us and earnestly saying to her “Kaiju, I’m sorry, but…people have been saying your name” a la The Traitors

That’s the good stuff right there.

Holy fuck. Speaker of the Minnesota House assassinated by somebody posing as a cop, full gear, credible badge, SUV with lights. Fuck fuck fuck. www.startribune.com/brooklyn-par...

Every photo of RFK Jr looks like this.

When I get arrested by the US Armed Forces, I’ll be shouting about a succulent Chinese meal as they drag me away. youtu.be/XebF2cgmFmU?...

I’ve only ever won one thing in my entire life, which was a radio call-in contest to get tickets to a sneak preview of Dick Tracy in Denver when I was 10. The call-in was some obscure Dick Tracy trivia and when I answered correctly they went “How do you know that, are you a child from the past?!”

Not trying to be rude, because I like the show, but the Poker Face episode with Gator Joe was…quite demented haha. You’re supposed to spend a few years as original Columbo before you start making reboot Columbos lol

Right, so, treason then.