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Like an everything bagel, I’m only here for those with taste.
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That Molotov Cocktail was too spicy for me.

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Depressed man does dishes and is surprisingly still depressed afterwards.

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You can only go see Sinners if you are one.

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You don’t need to leave a penny if no one saw you take one. I’ve totally never done that, just pointing out the obvious.

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I got the magic stick. *me showing off my interactive wand from Universal

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Answered an email. Better take a break and make breakfast.

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It’s a lack of motivation Bob.

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⭐️ You Are Here!

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Subscribe but don’t like or else.

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No one likes a tattletale

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Maker’s Mark 101 🥃 Wait! Is it named that because it’s a play on taking you to Bourbon class?

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Worcestershire Sauce is not the same as Soy Sauce. Follow me for more condiment facts.

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Pick your nose during a MT call and then double check to make sure your video is off.

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*Frantically searches for the “easy” button.

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Fuck the Cubs up, fuck the, fuck the Cubs up! Go Padres!!!

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Oooh. Tiny earthquake in San Diego. I give it a 5.

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*Invisible ink skeet

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Hurting myself now so I don’t hurt myself later.

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What’s wrong America? You’ve barely touched your Tariffmisu.

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I have an inkling that tomorrow will be a show of shit. A Shit Show if you will.

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Reposting just to spite you.

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Only problem today is too much ☀️

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Find me at the Padres game and win a prize. Hint: I’m in Padres gear

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Indiana Jones is actually from Ohio.

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Ugh life is complicated. Breakfast Burrito or Breakfast Bagel?

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The turbulence is strong in this one

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If they ever make “family size” packaging illegal for non-families, I’m in trouble.

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