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[21+ only] 26 𐂂 be fun and try 🤠 they/them pretty please 🖤
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imagine being so allergic to corn you can’t drink certain brands of water cornallergygirl.com/2017/05/24/t...

can corn allergy girl take plan b

swiftie oomfs turning into chickens 😭🫶

BOTTLE IN MY HAND THE WHISKEY UP HIGH TWO HANDS TO HEAVEN WILD HORSES RUN WILD

ya ya is so good 😭

ladies….??? fuck it ‼️

HELLO GIRLS…!!!! HELLO FELLAS…!!!! THOSE PETTY ONES CANT FUCK WITH ME…!!!!! CAUSE IM A CLEVER GIRL 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

beyoncé the woman you are

oh dear, you and your alligator tears

NO! HANDS!

cunty country petty petty petty all the same to me plain jane spaghetti

how it feels to go crazy over whatever song comes on shuffle while the skyline observes

I don’t have chaotic energy but I do have the energy of Aubrey Plaza smoking in the bath

leave my lipstick on the cigarette

still workin on my life you know

today’s gender is this gif

BE NICE TO ME

just teared up a little thinking about ballpark nachos

I AM THE MAN, I KNOW IT

dpmo

damn i was somebody’s wife . that’s so stupid

the friend who gets you into trouble 🫱🏻‍🫲🏼 the friend who gets you out of trouble

alex pavlovic needs to get his ass on bsky

listening to the album of the year 🤠