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bahamutmegaflare.bsky.social

I'm gonna be a blitzball when I grow up 📍DC suburbs. Mid-thirties. 6’4”. Occasionally NSFW.

363 posts 229 followers 136 following

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CLAIRE, IT’S FRENCH! #clairobscur

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Rainy day has me in a mood 😈😈😈

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fcf + me going four days without 💦 = 😵‍💫😵🫨

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#fcf update: have now trimmed and feel so much better

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Logging onto bsky.app this morning

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right thing to see at the exact moment the eddy hits

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Good morning Happy Earth Day

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A story in three parts (2012➡️2022➡️2025)

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He is gonna accidentally kill the pope or set fire to the sistine chapel or something

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@normajenningsstan.bsky.social Arby’s hive rise up

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Oops read too much news again this morning so walked another 10km to clear my head

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Getting my legs ready for Lisbon in five weeks

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trying to keep the drool in my mouth

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a fat l*ad on this #fcf to celebrate 800+ followers

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#fcf just realizing now that my public hair is a mess and needs to be trimmed a bit

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Black Mirror pitch: POTUS destroys democracy in 90 days. Everyone watches it happen on their phones. The opposition party leaders are 85 years old and post "Hey, stop" once a day. Toiletries are locked behind glass. An evil online bookstore sends Katy Perry into space for feminism. [fin]

CLAIRE, IT’S FRENCH! #clairobscur

Rainy day has me in a mood 😈😈😈

fcf + me going four days without 💦 = 😵‍💫😵🫨

#fcf update: have now trimmed and feel so much better

Logging onto bsky.app this morning

right thing to see at the exact moment the eddy hits

Good morning Happy Earth Day

A story in three parts (2012➡️2022➡️2025)

He is gonna accidentally kill the pope or set fire to the sistine chapel or something

@normajenningsstan.bsky.social Arby’s hive rise up

Oops read too much news again this morning so walked another 10km to clear my head

Getting my legs ready for Lisbon in five weeks

trying to keep the drool in my mouth

a fat l*ad on this #fcf to celebrate 800+ followers

#fcf just realizing now that my public hair is a mess and needs to be trimmed a bit

Black Mirror pitch: POTUS destroys democracy in 90 days. Everyone watches it happen on their phones. The opposition party leaders are 85 years old and post "Hey, stop" once a day. Toiletries are locked behind glass. An evil online bookstore sends Katy Perry into space for feminism. [fin]

🎶Salma Hayek in the sun🎶

Happy #FCF