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Every time you see a shopping cart with a wobbly wheel think of me.
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Sex is an awful lot of work.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Anyone else going to regret waking up in the morning?

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Use your knowledge and years of technical expertise to perform critical mechanical and electrical adjustments #ProblemSolved

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

‪ #ItsNotWhatYouSayBut what use hey?

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

Extended sexual frustration is an underrated pleasure.

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

Muting annoying people in real life never works.

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

In Hell everyday is Monday.

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

Biscotti is not a substitute for chocolate cake for dessert.

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

#MakeAMovieOrSongIrish Paddy O’Lanterns

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

#NewSayingsForFortuneCookies This is a poor excuse for dessert.

submitted 57 days ago • 1 comment

#NewSayingsForFortuneCookies A Tesla owner has no gas bill but also no friends.

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#NewSayingsForFortuneCookies Dammit Jim I'm a Doctor not a baker.

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Do you still own anything from your teenage years? I have a bottle of aftershave from 1987.

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#GMTcouldAlsoStandFor Gee Mom, Thanks

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We used to get a tax refund every year but the last five or six years we've ended up owing tax and every year the amount we owe goes up. Our financial situation hasn't changed but each year we owe more and more. The stick they beat you with just keeps getting bigger and bigger.

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

#The90sIn3Words Not long left.

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

I'm currently listening to Under The Dome by Stephen King. The similarity between the book and modern day America is staggering.

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

#SignsYouHaveATerribleNeighbor When I put a glass up to the wall I can hear them listening to me.

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

The only good thing about winter is when my furnace starts it sounds like the USS Enterprise accelerating.

submitted 109 days ago • 1 comment

this ogden nash poem made me start cackling so hard

submitted 110 days ago • 18 comments

#SomedayEverythingWill be owned by 1% of the people, just like now.

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#WickedSatisfaction My request for wicked satisfaction has been denied.

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Whats a good You Tube genre to watch. I’ve recently been watching hornet and wasp exterminators, people shooting vermin on farms, cleaning blocked drains and sewers (very satisfying) and illegally parked cars getting towed. Any other suggestions?

submitted 111 days ago • 0 comments

#HappenedUnderAFullMoon I had my clothes stolen on a Spanish beach.

submitted 111 days ago • 0 comments

I must say the Gillian Anderson GIFS on BlueSky are much hotter than the G.A. GIFS on Twitter.

submitted 111 days ago • 0 comments

Post your favorite #DoctorWho. Wrong answers only.

submitted 111 days ago • 0 comments

#HappenedUnderAFullMoon Me. I got bitten by a wolf. Her. Where? Me. No, just a regular wolf.

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#MathMovies The Count of Monte Cristo

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R.I.P. Tony Slattery. Seen here with Hugh Laurie in The Cambridge University Footlights Review (20th May 1982).

submitted 112 days ago • 5 comments

#AskABIGQuestion What difference would it have made had Jesus been female?

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I don't like EV's and never plan to own one but they do have one redeeming feature. I have been driving a work EV today and fancied a nap so I stopped at a charging station and had 20 minutes even though the car didn't need charging.

submitted 112 days ago • 0 comments

I only eat meat based vegetables.

submitted 112 days ago • 0 comments