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Queer dummy who rarely learns from mistakes. He/They. Music, film, D&D, photography, queer hotties. But let’s be honest, this account is for horny posting. Definitely 🔞 • 🚫 blank profiles IRLs, think twice. 🏳️‍⚧️ Trans rights or knife fights 🔪 📍West Coast
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I need a minute to recover from that episode of TLoU. Even knowing everything that was coming, it was still the most tense I’ve been watching tv in years!

"He had it coming, He had it coming ..."

Missy is such an icon, goddamn

Are you... are you part of the *homo-sexual underground*?

Blocked someone on an app immediately after they sent a face pic because it’s someone who always gave me bad vibes and friends who dated him said he was borderline abusive. But the people pleaser in me is guilty? Dumb brain.

Instead of gen AI, science could have given us cases that don’t eject our earbuds at the speed of light when they’re dropped.

It makes me happy to see so many people hating a Calgarian 🥲

Love to spend $250 on a consult for a dental surgery I knew I was never going to be able to afford in the first place. I’m a fucking 🤡

First poster for ‘INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE’ Season 3. Releasing in 2026 on AMC.

Starting Hacks. I hope this season Marcus gets it together. He deserves to love himself.

The season of cheap sunnies is upon us

V line << Cum Gutters << Peenstroughing

I should drink whiskey at my therapy appointments

Found out from wikipedia they've been putting peanut butter in gal gadot's mouth when filming so it looks like she's talking, I always wondered how they achieved that effect

Something for your Saturday

WHY IS THIS MAN WORKING OUT IN BARE FEET?

Just walked right on to the lat pull during rush hour at the gym. I’m God’s favourite once again.