Profile avatar
balb.bsky.social
coddled hog slurping the dow chemical run off
1,252 posts 728 followers 358 following
Regular Contributor
Active Commenter
Posts 20 Comments 29

Some 2400 years ago, the ancient Romans levied the aes uxorium on the unmarried, a tax to discourage childlessness. Today you might ask whether a family size Kinder Surprise deal doesn't operate as much the same towards those desiring a single egg. But the supermarket manager is usually uninterested

submitted 1 hour ago • 0 comments

Neighbour is slapping his disgusting feet on the pavement again.

submitted 21 days ago • 1 comment

King Arthur Encounters a Cardinal, Who Sings, in a Snowy Wood Now do I have your attention!?

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

depressingly predictable cascade of opinions about "government efficiency" from the US to the Australian right

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

Orc stew isn’t spicy . That sensation is the flesh eating bacteria going to work on your tongue

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

consoled by single Kinder egg

submitted 8 days ago • 2 comments

Oceans, seas, even rivers seem overrepresented in popular music, leaving little room for common creeks and eddies, the working man's water bodies. another subtle sign of classism

submitted 8 days ago • 6 comments

The reason Disney movies have so many talking animals is to subtly teach our children that there is no fundamental moral difference between humans and animals - and that humans, too, can be freely killed and eaten.

submitted 41 days ago • 3 comments

just extruded a little paste from the orifice

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

submitted 16 days ago • 3 comments

A humble man can find pleasure in the mere act of chewing. - Fenris, the Well-Toothed

submitted 10 days ago • 3 comments

the worlds best athletes are normal people who gained a performance advantage when their microplastics deposits built up in the right body part

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Girlfriend away for Valentine's Day. Solution simple. I drink one cup of coffee made in my Bialetti MokaPot Express. I drink a second cup of coffee. I drink a third cup of coffee, the most that can be made at any one time in my Bialetti MokaPot Express. I've made myself very unwell.

submitted 11 days ago • 3 comments

PERFECT sheen of sweat glimpsed on thick-necked mutual

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

"Art Farmer," what a perfect name for a jazz guy. That's exactly right, dude.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

the Rings of Saturn. the Transit of Venus. reliably good astronomical formula for naming books I'm wild about

submitted 13 days ago • 2 comments

having rat for dinner

submitted 13 days ago • 2 comments

saving your favourite consort the ripest plum from the feast >>>>

submitted 14 days ago • 2 comments

Lennon-McCartney was a traveling musician-sage from the British Province of the Western Empire. His devotees briefly eclipsed the Jesus school in influence. Over 1,000 songs have been attributed to him.

submitted 26 days ago • 1 comment

lunch made up of three entirely dry bits. three bits - all dry! not a lick of moisture to be found. very disappointing!

submitted 18 days ago • 4 comments