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I wrote a letter to myself In the form of a song, I can play when the sun shines I know better than to trust Anything that I say to myself when I'm this high
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Frozen mango can and will solve all of your problems. Try it. I'm not wrong.

A message from the Little Pigeon River

Anyone else in the #twentyonepilots ticket queue?

I dont want to up my productivity i want to see more cool birds

This person's shirt is my favorite thing I saw at Asheville NC's No Kings Day protest. Such a bold statement.

Having listened to Linkin Park for 14 hours this week, I couldn't help but be reminded of their style while listening to The Contract. Especially the intro. Anyone else hear similarities?

That wordle did me dirty. I mean, I got it. But barely

I got all the way to work before realizing that I was wearing black slacks and a navy blue polo. In my defense, it was dark when I was getting ready, and I thought the pants were blue.

This tiny kid at the park wearing a shark inner tube ran full speed and bumped into me while I was putting my stuff in the car. "Oh, sorry," I apologized, seeing the kid's mom nearby. "Watch out, you ran into him. Her* Him*," the mom continued while pulling the kid away. Happy Pride month 💛🤍💜🖤

Why do they always send the poor?

"Congratulations on your foot tan line," I say casually in an attempt to make conversation. 🤦‍♀️

I start liking stuff years after its peak popularity.

Why is every headline like something straight out of dystopian fiction?

Anyone else humbled by today's wordle?

5 days into pride month and I still haven't done anything homo :(

It's a sign that you're going to have a good week.

I forgot how much I liked dunkin decaf. My morning is off to a good start.

Knoxville and specifically I-40, please fix your potholes. 🙏🙏🙏

I spotted 3 cormorants in the Little Pigeon River. Today must be my lucky day. Is it sad to admit that bird spotting is the most exciting thing in my life?

Am I expected to act normal when a Twenty One Pilots song is playing in the grocery store?

I also got summoned for jury duty. 😬

I received some of the best terrible advice today that provided me with the spite-filled motivation I need to succeed. Thank your local naysayers.