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baloneyandcereal.bsky.social
Don’t, like, go out of your way to fuck up but also don’t strain yourself to be perfect. West Chester, PA
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Holy shit what!? www.joblo.com/ryan-coogler...

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woman in line at CVS pharmacy tried to engage me in her vaccine conspiracy theories and I just politely nodded and took Keanu's advice

submitted 10 days ago • 18 comments

Wanna witness a murder?

submitted 24 days ago • 2 comments

Really don’t get how restaurants mess up Ice Cream Sandwiches. Just had an ice sandwich that was coated in caramel with what seemed to be a gold leaf on it. There are only two options don’t stray from these.

submitted 32 days ago • 160 comments

It’s truly amazing how almost all of the bad ideas anyone has ever had about how to organize American society are all getting tried out at the same time

submitted 39 days ago • 3 comments

Current status: Not OK. I’m caught up in Part 2, my heart hurts, but I have to work now. @keithrosson.bsky.social you bastard.

submitted 39 days ago • 1 comment

Well caring deeply about politics turned out to be a mistake. Time to instead become emotionally invested in a field where I’ll never be let down: sports

submitted 46 days ago • 288 comments

The Dark Web Memes really doing A+ work

submitted 56 days ago • 4 comments

Babies are so dumb they try to use magazines like ipads. Yeah all 72 pages of that issue of Time are touch screens. It cost $36,000. Idiot.

submitted 67 days ago • 5 comments

FEVER HOUSE hardcovers are long out of print. I'm gonna be offering signed/personalized hardcover copies available for US folks here real soon, so keep your eyes peeled!

submitted 64 days ago • 4 comments

Thank you, Ravens Flock

submitted 96 days ago • 1 comment

I can’t enjoy horror movies because the characters always act so irrationally. If I was in a horror movie situation I would simply kill myself straight away

submitted 110 days ago • 313 comments

Our matchup for next weekend is set, and it’s a familiar foe.

submitted 111 days ago • 1 comment

Only the Cleveland Browns would have their season ended by getting picked off by a 360lb. nose tackle who dropped back into coverage.

submitted 112 days ago • 1 comment

if you see this post, your actions are: - if you have a spare buck, give it to Wikipedia, then repost this - if you don't have a spare buck, just repost your action is mandatory for the world's best source of information to survive

submitted 121 days ago • 224 comments

Everybody else calls their spouse “bro,” right? Cool. Cool cool cool.

submitted 115 days ago • 0 comments

This brewery is playing Incubus Radio and apparently that’s the secret to happiness.

submitted 119 days ago • 0 comments

Man, but I love a Saturday morning where you plan trips and do a bunch of admin. #49yearsold

submitted 119 days ago • 0 comments

Sure, I have to go back to work tomorrow, but this has been the greatest Birthday-Christmas span everrrrrr! #goravens

submitted 122 days ago • 0 comments

Coffee is the most important meal of the day.

submitted 144 days ago • 0 comments

There’s a kid clapping along to Bleed It Out in this brewery and, like, I don’t want kids but I’m willing to kidnap….

submitted 150 days ago • 0 comments

Happiness is my spare bedroom being used 4 weekends in a row.

submitted 160 days ago • 0 comments

My niece said I remind her of Agatha Harkness and honestly is there a better compliment?

submitted 160 days ago • 1 comment

holding out hope Matt Gaetz's confirmation hearing for AG is just a very elaborate Chris Hansen sting

submitted 164 days ago • 22 comments

Mike just correctly identified a song as “Halsey!” and I’ve never been prouder. He must do Peloton.

submitted 210 days ago • 0 comments

Mike and I have suddenly started this thing where we leave the toilet paper in, like, decorative folds at the end, but neither one of us has said anything about it yet. I guess what I’m trying to say is that romance isn’t dead and it’s possible to keep a marriage exciting after 26 years.

submitted 210 days ago • 0 comments

Goddamn, but I love screaming absolute filth from my couch. #goravens #NFL #feelingkindasunday

submitted 223 days ago • 0 comments

“Go fuck your mother! Kick your fucking field goal, you twat!” —Ah, how I’ve missed my Football Sundays…. #goravens

submitted 223 days ago • 0 comments

I asked Siri about Olympics baseball and the bartender answered for me instead. AI can get bent.

submitted 258 days ago • 0 comments

seeing a cybertruck in the wild is fun bc only 3000 have been sold so its like oh wow theres our towns Biggest Dipshit. look at him go!

submitted 325 days ago • 130 comments

F1 content incoming: The best part of the Monaco race is that you get the red flag excitement right off the bat, then the race resumes and you can go take a shower and miss absolutely nothing. Now I’ll just watch Mike “rest his eyes” the rest of the race.

submitted 335 days ago • 1 comment