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aim high

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The key to a retirement plan is getting to both at the exact same time

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maybe if we all wrote Chuck a strongly worded letter.. 🙄

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a strong enough dipping sauce and Elon is a bitch ass breakfast lunch and dessert.

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there are two kinds of rubbers and one a slip cover.

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This is classic arsonist starts a fire then puts on a firefighter hat and extinguishes it to be the “hero.” And you know he’s just going to keep doing it.

submitted 23 days ago • 49 comments

Orange you glad you picked up one of these suckers before the big manly tariffs kicked in?

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Baby Billy wore it better

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Wendy Jo Sperber / Jennifer Tilly / Lisa Hart Carroll/ James Keach / Sally Kellerman / Fred Willard / Don Cheadle … classic cast.

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What movie makes you go "yah this is an objectively bad movie, but man I love this hot garbage" Generic Murray brother aside, the ensemble cast absolutely rocks in this

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Trump is fighting too hard to keep from having to return Garcia. Why? Because he can’t. That man is dead, I believe that 100%. Trump is looking to the courts for an out. He wants SCOTUS to rule in his favor so he can escape accountability for sending an innocent man to his death…

submitted 25 days ago • 112 comments

Incredibly, just one dollar a day is all it takes to get a child out of the White House and into a loving El Salvadoran prison family. Or something like that. Does it matter? Just one measly dollar a day into an anonymous overseas account and…

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another morning where ketamine, the stairs, and an open window have all let me down.

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🎶 everybody hurts.. sometimes 🎶

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dumbass probably thinks the economy can claim bankruptcy

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

- the bathroom wall knows all. - also: s’up Bluesky

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Screw Joe Rogan and his self serving attempt at distancing himself from the horrific policies he whole heartedly endorsed. Dude can fuck himself all the way off the cliff.

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fuck those penguins

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great, there goes the volcano economy

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It ain’t easy being cheesy, so break ‘em off a slice

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may the wings of liberty never lose a feather

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Party on, Garth

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photoshopping muppets onto the cover of national geographic: thread

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remember.. like, days ago.. when it was a trip for Usha?

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

We all do. Come on overdose. We believe in you.

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

I guess K ain’t so special after all.

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

Sneak peak of the new JD Vance exhibit

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

honestly no idea how I quadrupled my followers but I’m doing my best to follow all y’all back.

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

Was it me loudly insisting that they GTFO? Because that’s the vibe I was going for.

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

aim high

The key to a retirement plan is getting to both at the exact same time

maybe if we all wrote Chuck a strongly worded letter.. 🙄

a strong enough dipping sauce and Elon is a bitch ass breakfast lunch and dessert.

there are two kinds of rubbers and one a slip cover.

This is classic arsonist starts a fire then puts on a firefighter hat and extinguishes it to be the “hero.” And you know he’s just going to keep doing it.

Orange you glad you picked up one of these suckers before the big manly tariffs kicked in?

Baby Billy wore it better

Wendy Jo Sperber / Jennifer Tilly / Lisa Hart Carroll/ James Keach / Sally Kellerman / Fred Willard / Don Cheadle … classic cast.

What movie makes you go "yah this is an objectively bad movie, but man I love this hot garbage" Generic Murray brother aside, the ensemble cast absolutely rocks in this

Trump is fighting too hard to keep from having to return Garcia. Why? Because he can’t. That man is dead, I believe that 100%. Trump is looking to the courts for an out. He wants SCOTUS to rule in his favor so he can escape accountability for sending an innocent man to his death…

Incredibly, just one dollar a day is all it takes to get a child out of the White House and into a loving El Salvadoran prison family. Or something like that. Does it matter? Just one measly dollar a day into an anonymous overseas account and…

another morning where ketamine, the stairs, and an open window have all let me down.

🎶 everybody hurts.. sometimes 🎶

dumbass probably thinks the economy can claim bankruptcy

- the bathroom wall knows all. - also: s’up Bluesky

Screw Joe Rogan and his self serving attempt at distancing himself from the horrific policies he whole heartedly endorsed. Dude can fuck himself all the way off the cliff.

fuck those penguins

great, there goes the volcano economy

It ain’t easy being cheesy, so break ‘em off a slice

may the wings of liberty never lose a feather

Party on, Garth

photoshopping muppets onto the cover of national geographic: thread

remember.. like, days ago.. when it was a trip for Usha?

We all do. Come on overdose. We believe in you.

I guess K ain’t so special after all.

Sneak peak of the new JD Vance exhibit

honestly no idea how I quadrupled my followers but I’m doing my best to follow all y’all back.

Was it me loudly insisting that they GTFO? Because that’s the vibe I was going for.

y’all are fighting amongst yourselves today and I’m late to that so I’m just going to peace out. Love you. Be well.

Keep bullying this dipshit.

im not a fan of creeps who don’t understand consent

Dabney Coleman and that little kid are gonna fuck him up.