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1908 🩷💚• pharmacy • 🇯🇲 • 28 • Virgo • Htx • Proverbs 31:26 🌹 https://www.instagram.com/_mvndvrinnnn/
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100 BRATS vs A BEDTIME 😌

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Every time I see a video of duke dennis I’m reminded that there are men out here that are a generational type of fine.. this type of fine will be discussed 20-30 years from now.

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100 niggas vs a toe nail clipper

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“Damn can y’all move down sum.” ATL TSA agent 🤣🤣

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You have a ClosedMynd

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A diluted bleach bath when recommended by a medical professional for certain skin conditions is NOT the same as regularly bathing with bleach because you think your cooze is supposed to odorless

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“A child who isn’t embraced by the village will burn it down to feel its warmth” a word 💯

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I need a blunt and none of that gmo crack weed that be having y’all boys tweaking… the old school calm shit and to be on the edge of the ocean w/ the water up to me waist and a spa day in the morning.

submitted 6 hours ago • 3 comments

Conservative "Christians" won't see the Heaven they think they will. I find solace in this thought often.

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100 niggas VS a book

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Any kid with the nickname Man Man was an absolute terror 😭

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l avoid eggshell type of relationships, can't express yourself, can't be yourself, can't be straight forward, can't be comfortable, can't talk like adults, can't be heard, can't respond with love without it turning into something negative...

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One thing I won’t ever do is kiss someone’s ass to be friends.

submitted 8 hours ago • 3 comments

Your woman actually LIKING you as a friend is important. Romantic love is not enough.

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Real question is what kinda cabin would yal have lmao bc them jawns tiny and yal can’t have yo orgies in there.. gonna smell like garbage juice

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🫶🏽🌞🌱✨

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this month is the beginning of the next season of your life. this month is about tying those loose ends & stepping into the next season

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Thanks for the idea

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😌

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S/M but its deep dish 🤭

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Gotta use one of those Greek formulas. K= L x W x D

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Same way you measure the water when cooking rice

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There’s no shame in saying “my bad”, “i was mistaken”, “i apologize”. Being purposefully obtuse is not standing on business, it’s being flat out ignorant.

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S/M

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Aye don’t show up to Halloween saying you smoke and or stack and yo suit game ass. Niggas about to be outside looking like Nispey from Martin 😭

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Maybe Black women don't apologize to you because you're wrong, all the time.

submitted 11 hours ago • 7 comments

everyone shut up and look

submitted 11 hours ago • 23 comments

Whether you intended to make someone uncomfortable or not, if you did, you do NOT double down. You have to answer to the consequences of all your actions no matter how you intended them to be received.

submitted 12 hours ago • 1 comment