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IT'S ZZ TOP DAY!!!!!

Duck zoomies! 🔊sound up 🎥ducktails

open.spotify.com/track/6qJWNE... Omg this song! This video clip! Living a Pulp revival right now 🥰🔥

How cute is this dude?! The possums in my area are huge! Love that she paused and posed for me to take a few pics before running away into the trees 🥰

When the neighborhood watch gets an upgrade: a black #cat and an #owl, teaming up for the ultimate guard duty

If the Simpsons aired today, this would be their birth years

In the mornings I often take this pussy of mine for a walk

open.spotify.com/track/758wEK...

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Who's gonna cum play tonight? I'll be @topofthetown.bsky.social from 530pm Let's burn off that Easter chocolate together while we fu(k like horny rabbits 🐇 😜

I've started up with a new personal trainer & I swear to all things delicious that he is trying to kill me 🥴 I've always trained pretty intensely but this is a new level altogether: almost puking & forgetting my name at the end of each session - so fucking good!

Had a mini adventure yesterday and found some awesome street art 🫠 #graffiti #grafrat #Melbourne #streetart

Kenyan #journalist Alvin Kaunda was reporting live from Nairobi when a curious baby #elephant, Kindani, decided to join the broadcast. The playful elephant stuck her trunk in Alvin's mouth, making for a hilarious moment! A joyful reminder of wildlife's charm and the work of the Sheldrick Trust!

Horror movies are actually action movies where a girl is the hero Finally watching Terrifier 3 and it is fucking awesome 🔥

'Girls are doing all the fellows' jobs now!' Postcard by Bamforth & Co Ltd, 1910s. Ref GWL-2010-72, Glasgow Women's Library

Beach walk at sunset tonight was the perfect end to the day 🥰

🧂Veruca Salt - "Seether" 😬🎸 [Live, 1995] #musicsky #rockmusic #90s #alternative 📺

I’ll just leave this here … know your enemy #lgbtq #bigots #politicians

Serving unimaginable levels of cunt

If going to space for 3 minutes makes you an astronaut then I’m a gynecologist…

Did you know that 1 in 5 people are secretly a pile of beetles wearing human clothing? Look at 4 of your friends. If none of them are beetles, it's you. You're beetles.

The unexpected sound of a #porcupine asking for food is … polite. Despite their spiky defense, porcupines are gentle herbivores and they’re surprisingly vocal. It’s common they chatter or hum when they’re hungry, especially in human care

One of my all time favourite movies 🥰

Such a good therapy session this morning 🤩

So we had an earthquake today, and something amazing happened…

Hey guys, my neck has done a thing again 😭 Seeing my guy this arvo & will have to actually rest it properly this time... Damn my love of sucking things with a lot of neck movement causing further injuries! 😈🤯😭 I'll be back in @topofthetown.bsky.social & ready to go/blow/hoe again on Thursday night

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller April 14,1953

Fantastic sign.