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everyday you just see something more fucked up than whatever fucked up shit you saw yesterday

Panera Bread ass apartments

I'VE BEEN SAYING THIS SINCE 2008

Sheriff’s asleep on the job

Remembering some March Madness guys. Kevin Pittsnogle, West Virginia

Really wish I was eating a Sandwich

Allow me to go on record that this is a terrible fucking idea, and that any team who does this is dooming itself to misery. Maybe it's only 10% now, but private equity is a creeping mold that destroys everything it touches.

I honestly don’t know how to feel when I turn the leftovers into something else damn good.

Y’all ever invent a dish? Chipotle adobo tomato sauce with cilantro lime chicken over linguine, topped with queso fresco and cilantro. I’m trying something different with the linguine tomorrow to see if it works, but IT EATS MIGHTY DAMN WELL AS IS.

Back on this for some late night post gig tunes with my macaroni

Well shit

I’m no longer having fun

If Bama wins today, it might be on a heater. I’d give up three of Saban’s titles for a natty banner in the new Oats-Coleman Coliseum.

If you’re a woman looking for a “conversationalist,” idk feel free to ask follow-up questions maybe?

They’re blue in Kentucky tonight for sure. Roll Tide, y’all.

Bama with a nation-leading 18 games with 90 or more points this season.

Shelby Co. really has three sheriff’s deputies on me right now. Late for the first day on the new job now. Super.

Me and who

Oklahoma 81, Georgia 75. Final. Sooners had a lot working in their favor heading into tonight, but that makes it official. OU is a lockety-lock-lock. That means the SEC will see at least 13 of its teams in the bracket on Sunday 😮

Jokic doing all this after fighting a bear every night is nuts

When my story about having kids gets written, and it will be because it’s fn wild, I hope @torchystacos.bsky.social knows they were vital in getting me through it. God bless you, Torchy.

For a second I thought this was Brett McMurphy and figured this was NIL related.

music.apple.com/us/album/dri... afternoon jams

Stringer Bell shakes his head in disappointment. bsky.app/profile/eoin...

music.apple.com/us/album/big... bored waiting to start the new gig so might as well chill

"the wofford terriors are best in show in the socon" is a tremendous call

Since it’s Mardi Gras, the best version of Cissy Strut is Dirty Dozen with Robert Randolph. Sorry, Meters. open.spotify.com/track/0Ihg9W...

Hey yall, my partner’s in the Junior League of Bham and they’re doing their annual fundraiser that goes toward community partners like the Grace Klein food rescue and their local diaper bank. If you can give, it’s for a good cause and much appreciated. jlb.littleblackdress.gives/fundraisers/...

Happy Mardi Gras y’all

Is this normal?

That was a half assed ejection by Bill Self. Didn’t show enough want to. Missed opportunity

polygamy is really tough for a lot of us to understand, much less accept. how would you react if, for example, you found out your uncle was entering a group marriage? you might be confused, and perhaps even resentful. just try to remember that it’s a complicated issue that requires some new aunts