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bambiwhambi.bsky.social
DMs open. Please add me to your war plan group chat, I have some fun ideas 💅🏻 I never kid. biochemist, gamer, horror fan, childless cat lady https://linktr.ee/bambiwhambi
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I can taste this picture

submitted 10 hours ago • 1 comment

My cat daughter Stella is at a sleepover with the vets tonight 😔❤️

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My love for absurd comedy started in the 90s with MAD TV and Mr. Show, Adult Swim, Tim and Eric, Andy Daly. Discovering Nathan Fielder -- Nathan For You -- was where the real love affair began, though. www.vulture.com/article/evan...

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

When I was a tiny baby a witch cursed me to eat chips.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Oh no my decade old cell phone's battery is finally dying -- heating up a bunch and draining its battery in like an hour. I wonder if it's worth buying a $20 battery replacement at this point. Oh probably.

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

This lil baby 🥺

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

someone told ChatGPT to replicate an image of The Rock without changing anything 100 times over

submitted 4 days ago • 135 comments

"...(it's too tight)" youtu.be/SQnSNClUCT4?...

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Awwww look at these 4 year old pictures of my beautiful girl Rue. She used to be so tiny 🥺

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A new class of organometallic compound has been made that has a distinctive geometry and electronic structure — with potential for catalysis and materials science. https://go.nature.com/4jZsx5b

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

For anyone who's seen Funny Games, even once youtu.be/LQoFN1K1dZ8?...

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

• run out of frozen ice packs for my arm pain • grab a pack of frozen sausages instead, "I'll have sausage pasta for supper, I guess" • ??? • accidentally have a package of bacon cheddar sausages frozen to the underside of my arm

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

Speaking of people’s clocks ticking, Pierre.

submitted 9 days ago • 28 comments

Took me 17 minutes to vote, door to door, that's a record

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

the golden girls in famous works of art: thread

submitted 10 days ago • 41 comments

The only part of The Monkey I liked was the 4 minutes where Elijah Wood looked super confused about how he ended up in it.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Pet cam continues to be haunting

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

One time in a packed grocery store my mom called for me across the aisles -- "Bam!" she yelled, excitedly. Like six different people dropped to the floor thinking something dangerous was happening.

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

Yeah, I dunno Google

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

SORRY. Sorry. Have we seen this *incredible* news video coming out of Queensland? Wait for the witness/witnesses statement

submitted 16 days ago • 817 comments

youtu.be/zhFOlGQeR68?...

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Hey you know when you wake up from a nap and it's accidentally 10:30 p.m. on a Saturday?

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Making pancakes for someone special…

submitted 20 days ago • 6 comments

“Extorted by a delinquent”👇

submitted 20 days ago • 53 comments

"early internet"?! 🥲 *insert dancing baby here*

submitted 22 days ago • 1 comment

My rotator cuff is still shredded up and I'm being a huge whiney bitch about it non stop. Cat came in to tell me she's annoyed by the sound of my groans. She keeps complaining I'm going to enroll her in massage therapy at the local college.

submitted 23 days ago • 1 comment

A movie from the year you turned 30

submitted 23 days ago • 1 comment

I've been nursing a rotator cuff injury since January and it's been slowly getting better this last month. BUT THEN last night I tried to lift my computer chair up off of a cord I had rolled over and the ensuing pain was so bad that I almost hyperventilated from crying so hard. 1/

submitted 24 days ago • 2 comments

you're telling me the whole country fried this steak

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

youtu.be/P1nvAeoq9Yc?...

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

She's groceries

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

This is Elvis's Oppenheimer youtu.be/6He2UZQXKfc?...

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

You should watch every Boy Boy video but especially this one youtu.be/xEqrm9OIqro?...

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

About to go live on www.twitch.tv/klaushausrecords instead of my usual tonight - come say hi!

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

The newly released Donkey Kong for $29.99 you say? Oh, in 1982. Which would be what after inflation? $95? 😐 Alright then. #videogames #nintendo #switch2

submitted 29 days ago • 1 comment