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Every liberal "paper of record": maybe the fascists have a point Eater: Know your rights

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This is one of the funniest videos I've ever seen in my life

i don't need to ask a.i. anything cuz i already know everything

I personally think "trans people exist, are good, and have rights" can, if you try, be more popular than "let's release insurrectionists to pursue their passions of child porn and crime" or "what if high school interns spent 17 hours a day destroying everything you depend on"

made an art and it's in a show in oakland

"We obviously can't do anything" is not a tenable response to a crisis brought about by actors using every lever at their disposal to do things no one thought they could do.

Let’s be really clear, THIS IS NOT ABOUT SPORTS. This is about *violence* against Trans women. This is about enforcing hate as public policy. This is pure evil.

MRS COBELL: i want the best for you mark. MRS COBELL: i want you to live más MARK SCOUT: live más? MRS COBELL: theres something i havent told you MRS COBELL: my first name is actually Ta MARK SCOUT: ta.. cobell..?

when you get together to maximize your joint slay

Blame the voters here if you'd like, but this is also what happens when you forfeit the immigration debate by implying Trump is right but insufficiently committed rather than actually underscoring differences for the electorate.

Anti-ICE protesters in California have shut down the 101 freeway in Los Angeles marching towards City Hall.

when shit feels particularly bad i remember a concert i went to for the band RIOTNINE where they got a room full of trans people screaming “DEATH BEFORE DETRANSITION”. it was and still is one of the most moving moments in my life and it’s been on my mind today

leaving the cruelty aside for just a minute it's absolutely humiliating to imagine being my age or older and getting excited because you think you've been given permission to say a bad word. what are you gonna do next, ride your tricycle past the end of the block

This is the premise behind jojos bizarre adventure

ok similar premise to The Santa Clause except, while traversing America, Santa gets shot and killed over and over again by guys who then immediately become Santa, knowing full well their likely fate

I guess Libs of TikTok has to change her name to Children's Hospital Bombing Encourager

Sure TikTok is banned but at least we got to see the Costco Guys give Rosa Parks a "big boom" before the app went dark, and you really can't put a price tag on that.

White People Talk About 4chan Like The Avatar The Last Airbender Intro

I'm neither proship nor antiship, I'm 34

Big tech was never run by a bunch of "woke liberals". They're billionaires who found a way to commodify our human interactions. They'll always choose to be as close as possible to profitability and power while avoiding responsibility and anti-trust laws

Those NBA highlights reel tiktokers gonna make water drop reels and I will watch every single one.

one major improvement i've seen in the world over the course of my lifetime is the emergence of lightly-salted sweets. i just swung by a bakery to pick up a chocolate chip cookie and it had the slightest flaking of kosher salt on it. that shit went crazy. i think we're doing great in that department

There is not a hell hot enough for Gavin Newsom

For Christmas Day, Israel went and bombed the last operating hospital in North Gaza. It persevered, so today Israel assaulted the building, all medical staff has been forced into concentration camps, and the hospital was set on fire. Israel's genocide can't have any survivors in Gaza.

IQ tests are astrology for racists

Every day I throw my computer out the window but it boomerangs back into my house like The Mask so I can post more bull shit like "Daffy Duck is working class"

Happy Kissinger Death Anniversary <3 Only knew because this came up in my memories and there's no one else I wouldn't even bother specifying who it was for.

adrian monk hard as a motherfucker

please do not teach the goats italian

I saw Daddy sitting in the corner watching Mommy kissing Santa Claus