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most famous front woman of the most famous band in the world. I’m so famous that no one can out famous me
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I like how on Bluesky you can call someone a little bitch ass ugly looking cunt and the app doesn’t do shit about it

Watching “eyes wide shut” when I was 11 really changed me. It was lowkey traumatic

why did Kirby block me

no one knows I was an extra on h2o, bc I’m extra thirsty

Guess I’ll come back here to get away from threads

LISTEN TO MY NEWEST RELEASE. ILL LOVE YOU 4EVA, HECK EVEN 5EVA. #MusicSky #MusicianSky

Drama on threads got me like: I DID NOT HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH THAT MAN

why would you post your yeast infection porn tho. girl what the fuck

gonna come here and pop my pussy for clout

glee went IN kicking ass with that song “loser like me”, way to show em you aren’t a loser my lil gleekszz!!!

does anyone enjoy 💩ing?

HEY FANS!!! MSG SHOW WAS SUCH A HIT OMG! I’m so proud of me!!! I’m such a beautiful, terrific, amazing performer. I KNOW I’m gonna win so many Grammys this year!! MSG PIX COMING SOON!!!! :) hehe

FIRST MADISON SQUARE GARDEN SHOW TONIGHT!!!!! ahhh I’m so excited And NO Nicki Minaj aka beef jerky will NOT be coming on stage for our song “beez in the hive” !!!!! love u guys!! x

everyone who keeps asking about the beef between me and Nicki Minaj…it’s one sided!! SHE is jealous of me. I ain’t ever had a problem with her & even gave her a shout out in one of my verses. Nicki I know you be reading my shit, LET IT GO!!

if you’re heading to our show tomorrow night at MSG, I just wanna say I hope you’re prepared to see the hottest woman you’ll ever lay eyes on (me) in the most iconic arena in the world. I’ve had to ask for extra security bc I know how much my sexiness can make ya’ll go crazy hehe 😜

knowing I’m the first artist in history to sell out Madison square garden in less than 0.000001 second is such an honour. I love my fans and being the most famous person in the world. 790 million followers on Bluesky too, you’re all incredible

maybe today, I won’t cry

tell ur bf if he says he’s got beef that im a vegetarian and I ain’t fuckin scared of him 😡

update for the fans: due to unforeseen circumstances we’re announcing that…NOTHING. I don’t let my fans down!! 1 more day til we kick off the tour, MADISON SQUARE GARDEN SOLD OUT IN UNDER 0.001 SECONDS. I LOVE MY FANS 🖤

hey everyone!!! we’re starting our North American leg of the tour in 2 days, I’m so excited!

Hey everyone, can we all just pretend I’m apart of a really good band. I’m the lead singer & play guitar too. But originally I was the drummer, now it’s just a hobby. We’re going on tour soon!!!

the thing about being a world champion basketball player is that I’m a world champion basketball player

I forgot about this blue waffle app

can it really be out of pocket if it was never in my pocket to begin with

maybe I’ll post my 🐈‍⬛ then people might love me

I’m gonna be hanging out the drivers side of my best friends ride just to confuse TLC

let’s talk about how pretty I am

LEG DAY 😤😤 GYM BRO MF 💪🏼 YOU CANNOT STOP THE BEAST!!!!

ppl be like “omg I’m so unhinged!!!” Then post shit like “just walked the dog and baked some muffins :)”

let’s not forget that I didn’t forget that you forgot to forget that I wouldn’t forget that you forgot

just pooped

I couldn’t give a fuck about nobody, long as my bitches love me (I got no bitches)

you honestly think I care? (I do)

the square root of your dick is ice cream sandwiches

I’m a virgin

I say “facts” without fact checking bc I’m a rebel