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College football scout for @sportsinfosolutions.com; ELITE cat dad; previously Time Inc., Vanity Fair, Netflix; ADD/GAD, introvert. Go Bills! Shop https://www.ebay.com/str/banditbazaar Football https://www.bandit.football
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‘The thought process is sound. There’s a common phrase, “Don’t scout the helmet, scout the player.” For Holmes, you don’t draft a position, you draft the player’ www.nytimes.com/athletic/628...

Jihaad Campbell was a much different player than I thought before breaking down the tape youtu.be/KJFGvQ1ATBk?...

kinda feels like everyone's overrating tight end in the draft. whereas guys like shemar stewart or nick emmanwori are getting pushed down, i think maybe it's fair to look at tight ends in a similar light takes time! the raiders traded away davante adams and michael mayer was not with the team! idk!

We knew it was coming. @pablo.show had to do it. Him, @lebatardshow.bsky.social and @minakimes.bsky.social break down her Celebrity Jeopardy semifinal appearance. Bask in the football coach speak... youtube.com/watch?v=cuHta5ucZGo&t=2305s

Dante Hall! 🕹️

aaron rodgers hating on the new jets FO gives me so much confidence in them

based on Top 30 reporting and various virtual visits, private workouts, and whatnot, the Buffalo Bills’ ideal draft class would shape up to be something *like* this

buffalo front, fairway golf, 1700 como avenue, st. paul, minnesota, 1984

My final top ten QB rankings of the 2025 draft class. I have Will Howard ranked a little higher than most. www.nytimes.com/athletic/627...

"Barter 6" turns 10 years old today. A decade later, it remains one of the most creative, original, and best-rapped albums ever made. Accordingly, we're re-upping this excellent Paul Thompson review, which understood that it was a classic from day one. www.passionweiss.com/2025/04/17/y...

Kudos to the Bills, Bengals, Browns, Cowboys, Broncos, and Eagles for sending former Wisconsin players Mega kudos to the Lions for sending Terrion Arnold to talk shit

Jalen Milroe, YOU are a New York Giant

The Off The Charts podcast went in-depth on several offensive prospects in this year's NFL Draft @mattmano.bsky.social weighed in on Travis Hunter "This is somebody you can put in the same sentence as Justin Jefferson." Also thoughts on Hampton, Warren, Egbuka & more LISTEN: bit.ly/44xMVWz

Travis Hunter to the Browns always made the most sense because he’s the best prospect in the draft by far. Andrew Berry comparing him to Shohei one week out all but clinches it

Browns GM Berry on WR/CB Travis Hunter: “It’s a little bit like Ohtani. Pitcher or hitter he’s an outstanding player. You get a unicorn if you use him both ways.”

aged like milk youtu.be/ch-dYb6ZDNY?...

Hope you enjoyed Tyler Warren (ADP 100) and Colston Loveland (ADP 130). Prices going up next weekend

Sam LaPorta is one of the best values in any fantasy format right now. That dude is a Lion, aka a Dan Campbell-Brad Holmes culture building block. Aaaaaand sadly, Jamo might not be. 🚜 Sammy LaPorts going too low in best ball, redraft, dynasty. 🚜

He appears to be a running back

Before I forget (I will never forget) to share it, here's a Combine video of Oklahoma LB Danny Stutsman and the title of the video really says it all www.nfl.com/videos/danny...

one thing about me is I just brushed my teeth and then not one minute later stuck my hand in a jar of chocolate covered almonds and threw them shits back real smart

completely exonerated, no wrongdoing living in the best city and playing in the best stadium? and getting to play Civ 6 on Switch for those longass flights to Rutgers for some reason? hell yea

The Texans have done a lot of work on RBs: Omarion Hampton Jaydon Blue, Jarquez Hunter, Kaleb Johnson, Brashard Smith, Quinshon Judkins

tallying up reported visits and, somewhat surprisingly, David Njoku's fantasy value may be in doubt? The Browns have done work on Elijah Arroyo, Mason Taylor, and Harold Fannin Jr. Njoku was so good with Flacco, though, the first time around. But he's in the last year of his contract

Bills have done *a lot* of work on Trey Amos not sure he’ll be there in R1 without a trade up; ditto for Donny Sacks thinking a trade back to the top of R2 might be in the cards

shoutout @mattmano.bsky.social and @vigmanoncampus.bsky.social on their recent promotions!

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Tired: draft class grades post-draft Wired: draft class grades PRE-draft. And they’re all A’s. I detailed my ideal draft approach — trades, starter needs, developmental needs, scheme fits — for all 32 teams ($): www.espn.com/nfl/draft202...

@djshort.bsky.social @rotopat.bsky.social @dennycarter.bsky.social is Puka the leader in the clubhouse for Magazine Cover Guy this year?

haven’t kept up with the Grizzlies since that long Ja suspension but I see 6’10” Jaren Jackson Jr. is still grabbing just six boards in a playoff game

two All-Pro voters talkin DEF hell yea podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

accidentally chugged half a bottle of cold brew while pacing around on the phone, currently bouncing off the ceiling

this would be so sick

trump is engaged in an open war against women who report domestic violence and assault and the media just don't consider it newsworthy. non profits that work on this are getting defunded left and right. the final nail in the coffin will be defunding legal services corp.

So, this is pretty surreal... But the @peabodyawards.bsky.social Nominee list just came out and @pablotorrefindsout.bsky.social is on it. An immense honor for our staff to be recognized amongst the very best in storytelling: www.pablo.show/p/were-a-pea...