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bangerinmymind.bsky.social
I'm playing both sides so I come out on top
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Had a dream where I had huge boobies and I looked good. What is my brain trying to tell me

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

I love jerking off and I'm tired of being prosecuted for it

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

Fucking hate the chiefs so bad I can't believe I have to see them at the super bowl AGAIN

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

does anyone want to be in a weird psychosexual friendship w me

submitted 33 days ago • 1 comment

submitted 34 days ago • 40 comments

Smoking is so fucking cool

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

Finally got to use the "show MORE like this" button. Big things are happening

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

This site contains a high concentration of a type of person I did not know existed anymore

submitted 34 days ago • 6 comments

gave myself a caffeine headache. i will learn nothing from this experience

submitted 36 days ago • 2 comments

Today I think my cock smells really nice. Like a new car

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

I actually kind of hate it when people say "duh actually this app has no algorithm and you can make your feed however you want 🤓☝️". Blatant lie. There is very clearly an algorithm and it's shit. Show less like this button does nothing

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

This is how this app feels like

submitted 133 days ago • 0 comments

That "show less" button is getting some work tonight

submitted 134 days ago • 0 comments

The one shining positive I can say about Bluesky is that the haptic feedback whenever you like/repost something is very satisfying

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

My face got stuck like this for about three hours. I called the fire department and they showed up and acted like they didn’t know what to do.

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

New cool jacket. Suicide postponed

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

Soup in a bag. With a straw. Thoughts?

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

Just had an intense and embarrassing freak out over Bloodborne I need to collect myself

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

I need a repository for all the stupid shit in my brain lest it be overflowing

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

Finally fucking deactivated Twitter lets hope it stays deactivated

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

I come crawling back to this app after I've been abused by Twitter. Hi y'all

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

I hate Twitter now but this app is the exact polar opposite of it that it turns me away. But I will try

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

After reading the Annihilation book and then watching the movie adaptation of it I have now but an unbreakable curse upon Alex Garland

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

Hi

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

Anyone who calls this the "good place" deserves to be shot and I'm not joking

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

The Iron Fist Netflix show has caused so much brain damage to so many people that we have dudes glazing up a character that has only been iron fist in 6 issues. I hate you people

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

reverse parking should be illegal

submitted 83 days ago • 3 comments

Idk what's going on ever

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

Sorry I'm not ignoring you I have a job

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

They're lashing me to the cross because my YouTube history got leaked

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

I love halo 2

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

Checking in on this website how are y'all doing

submitted 86 days ago • 1 comment

he died doing what he loved, failing to receive medical care

submitted 86 days ago • 3 comments

Dude these socks are leaving the deepest indents ever I'm gonna cum from One Scratch

submitted 100 days ago • 1 comment

Backshot roulette

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

Shoveling 2 Korean corn dogs into my mouth last night was so good for my soul I love the schlongs on a stick

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

Easiest decision of my life

submitted 103 days ago • 13 comments

“Does bluesky have the juice?” Frankly, the more important question is “can you milk me?” (Takes out two milk pails)

submitted 102 days ago • 2 comments

Y'all ever shit from y'all's ASS

submitted 103 days ago • 3 comments

I don't like that some of you changed your entire persona on here from Twitter... Who are you.. oh right that's Oomf

submitted 103 days ago • 0 comments

She is so silly

submitted 103 days ago • 0 comments

Making both of us in the sims and downloading the Graphic Sex mod. What will happen

submitted 103 days ago • 0 comments

You think you the Big Boss? Bitch, you not even the Naked Snake

submitted 104 days ago • 0 comments

it’s lowkey saturday

submitted 104 days ago • 0 comments