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banouby.bsky.social
Marketing at Hudl, formerly StatsBomb, Opta, a few other sports data and tech places. Boro fan, parkrunner, scotch egg enthusiast.
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Two years ago today we lost Motty. This was my tribute cartoon...

submitted 15 hours ago • 1 comment

Should be disallowed, Hudson Odoi isn't allowed to shoot into that corner.

submitted 21 hours ago • 0 comments

I thought Civil War was a bit of a mess when I saw it in the cinema but watched it again and it's much better on second viewing.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

(Bit niche this) but maybe they're all just fans of The West Wing Weekly podcast

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Facebook keeps trying to get me to buy some magical sleep powder made by Georgie Thompson and Ben Ainslie

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

It's because you can't leave your house without it costing £40 I reckon

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Should just say he's training an AI model and they'll apologise for bothering him

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

aw poor boomers

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Come and rinse my marketing budget the night before Sloan

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Aside from maybe the Brighton promotion game, this is the best atmosphere I've ever experienced at the Riverside

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

Just cannot see any of the teams likely to finish 5th or 6th in the championship play offs getting promoted. They'll just be Norwich style cannon fodder for whoever misses out from Burnley, Sheffield Utd, Sunderland

submitted 6 days ago • 2 comments

She's extremely Truss-y

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Not pretty

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

One thing that surprised me at Boro yesterday was how much the fans have turned on Ayling - big cheer when he got subbed. Seems a bit harsh to me, don't think he's anywhere close to being the main problem.

submitted 8 days ago • 5 comments

Salt in the wounds stuff on match of the day with Adama and Tav both absolutely flying in the Premier League.

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

As bad as I've seen in a long time today. A team much more likely to finish in the bottom half than the play offs. Zero positives of any kind.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

At the time I remember me, @simonfarrant.bsky.social , @orbinho.bsky.social , @oilysailor.bsky.social and a few others discussing what we should call it instead of xG but never settling on anything. Probably would have pushed on that had we known it would end up being a big thing.

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

Could not have fathomed when I was sat reading the draft of Sam Green's foundational blog post about it in the manky "kitchen" at Opta's Waterloo office that xG would end up being such a prominent stat on outlets like the BBC.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

My work Teams profile pic was uploaded shortly after I joined the company, 10 years ago. The transition from that to my actual face when I turn the camera on must be like the bit from Last Crusade where the guy drinks from the wrong grail.

submitted 9 days ago • 12 comments

Sad news this. RIP Paddy.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

£50 that the Chancellor's anonymous former colleague is a little grumpy about having to pay VAT on little Timmy's school fees

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

We now go live to Chris Mason for his take on the 'quirky and tantalising goings on across the Atlantic'

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Bring back Aitor

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Iling Junior has been absolutely dreadful tonight, miles off it.

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

“Sue Cook’s pulled out”

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

This bus campaign is my personality now.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

may be beside the point/extremely obvious but i feel like you can only ignore extreme wealth inequality for so long before it metastasizes into something that fundamentally remakes and destabilizes the world by giving people access to so much money that they are fully above consequence

submitted 13 days ago • 121 comments

You don't hear much from GaryVee these days do you?

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

This was quite a read

submitted 14 days ago • 2 comments

The side quests in this Robocop game on Xbox are hilarious. Just done one where Robocop has to take a get well soon card around the precinct to get various officers to sign it.

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment