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baphomars.bsky.social
it/its, 18+ answers to mars/moxie/morgan/mouse so take your pick or switch it up for fun if you see a mouse or rat or deer or ferret or weasel or snow leopard or karkat vantas assume that its me cringe and fag
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me and my cartoon girlfriend who has a fetish for having her hammerspace fucked

submitted 7 days ago • 10 comments

literally me

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

"it takes balls to do that" vs "they put their whole pussy into that". balls is bravery. but pussy... pussy is passion

submitted 9 days ago • 18 comments

im gonna become one of those "retvrn" guys but for this instead of ancient greece or whatever

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 12 days ago • 46 comments

Infilitrating civilization to seduce a nervous innocent human twink for the purposes of slowly ruining him and turning him into a suitable breeding beast to drag back to my den. Repeat process

submitted 15 days ago • 4 comments

Sketch SEL for Guymush! Clare (she/her) belongs to Guymush!

submitted 15 days ago • 5 comments

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submitted 17 days ago • 7 comments

Some old MelNem from patreon 🫣 #hades2

submitted 20 days ago • 16 comments

grimal & elise from #huntertheparenting because i'm obsessed with them

submitted 42 days ago • 8 comments

I love this edit too much to just leave it on Discord, so I'm posting it here too

submitted 35 days ago • 12 comments

my body is a MACHINE that turns DADDY ISSUES into PARASOCIAL PSYCHOSEXUAL OBSESSIONS with FICTIONAL MEN

submitted 35 days ago • 1 comment

im not genderfluid im fluidgender. i dont change my pronouns i change my form based on how many chaos emeralds i've absorbed

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

asked to leave the secret orgy that the elites of society have with reptile aliens because I bumped my dick into a big lizard woman's 2 hemipenes and said "oh no just like nine eleven" and even though george bush was there and he laughed, im told it was "too crass"

submitted 57 days ago • 11 comments

[you find me crouched in the corner of the room with tears running down my cheeks] no no it's cool i'm fine it's just. they don't make music like this anymore and it just cuts right to the heart of me. do you wanna listen [it's just Faster Stronger Better Gaben at a horrifyingly high volume]

submitted 69 days ago • 1 comment

SUCK, my dick, and also peanits fa la la la la, la la la la.

submitted 77 days ago • 1 comment

thirty five of gods own celsiuses. dogshit weather for a dogshit time of year. im on my grinch grind. the grinchind. grinding on the grinchs behind. siri how do i delete a skeet

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

when christians ask why i dont believe in god i tell them if he were real i would be 6 inches tall not 6 feet tall and i would be squidged between a fat pair of tits instead of talking to them

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments