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Mid-20s RPG enthusiast. Industrial aesthete. Gritty dark fantasy nerd. Seeker of obscure media. Stone that the builder refused ✌🏾 Goddamn Fever Dream Playlist https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLqL1rF_CKYIHBV4VkRLhXjzCRmmLgQCgh
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The rise in console pricing has EVERYONE desperate

My lifelong dream of being a robot samurai has come true, thanks to Kenshi

I must assume that whoever recommended I play Kenshi also deals hard drugs

Thank you for watching, and for making interesting games! I'm looking forward to 2.0!

Welp, wandering around for hours on end in Oblivion Remastered has distracted me from wandering around for hours on end in Death Stranding. Thanks, Virtuos!

Where all my Bertolds at

New fever dream just dropped

Significant update: I am still alive

"THIS IS WHAT IT 'BOUT TO BE LIKE, WHEN THE DOLLAR COLLAPSE"

Another one?! FromSoft is releasing *another* thing. I don't know what The Duskbloods is but I'm so behind on my homework, please. Let me play the other fifteen games since DS3 please.

I was not hype at ALL for Nintendo Switch 2 until Direct mentioned GameCube remasters Finally, I can be an obnoxious Kilik main again

Guys, I have been wheezing at this for like a whole day now. I don't know WHY this is so funny to me

He 100% did the Yes Man ending

I hate that I love how this game looks. 15 playable heroes, 7 on the cover and in the trailers. I'm itching to know what the other eight are. ...not like, "I will spend $30 on this" itching but more "I'm furiously googling" itching

Sonokuni is out now I guess???

I think the main problem with Severance S2 is that they rush to do so much in the last few episodes. Entire subplots that could've been seasons of their own. Characters that seem critically important with mere minutes of screen time. Gorgeous, flashy sequences that hit half as hard as they should.

"k just 20 mins" *Starts up Death Stranding* *Takes two boxes up one mountain* *Looks at phone* "Damn it, another FOUR hours have passed IRL. How has anyone completed this game?"

If you've ever hated the sound of your own voice, you can get over it by spending hours and hours editing video footage of yourself speaking. You'll still hate your own voice afterwards, but it'll be for slightly different reasons now.

It's still my favorite indie game right now tbh

This is my new permanent head canon for what Jacket looks like

Hey @devolverdigital.com, your game is OLD now. Hotline Miami is so OLD the sequel is OLD. Ten years since Wrong Number came out. Your video game has inspired like a dozen other video games. Time flies, huh? How does it feel to be a grandpublisher? Anyway, I caught up on ten years of Miami-likes

We know, chief Xbox's biggest campaign for the last five years has been "You can now play Xbox on anything but an Xbox"

To anyone self-conscious about creating things: Sometimes I record narration for a video and feel like I nailed it. Then I listen back to it the next day and it sounds like I ate a pack of cigarettes with a side of gravel dip Sometimes you just gotta do it bad, laugh, and redo it better

NO

Gotta say, I didn't feel much watching that Lazarus anime trailer, but I do appreciate that Watanabe seems to be sticking with a lot of the vibes/visuals from Cowboy Bebop, at least in the initial promo

I've been too off the grid lately. What are my moots/followers up to? Anyone into any obscure and/or spooky media at the moment? I crave secret knowledge

If you see this, post a robot.

Anybody else sweating profusely rn