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Gandolf arrested as police confiscate several hard drives full of Hobbit feet pics. Some of the victims "as young as 50-60 years old" according to source.

submitted 53 days ago • 1 comment

This is the most wretched campaign of deliberate, explicit persecution the United States has perpetrated against a minority group in decades. Many of the most important people in politics and journalism are busying themselves trying to figure out how little to say or do about it.

submitted 57 days ago • 249 comments

OTACON: Snake, this is your PENIS. It draws blood directly from your body’s circulatory system, filling its spongy tissue to achieve turgidity. SNAKE: Huh. Neat trick. OTACON: Once it’s ready, equip it and insert it into the VAGINA. SNAKE: Vagina?

submitted 65 days ago • 25 comments

I've been practicing my death throes when I should've been practicing my life signs

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

my chungus life is bloodshot and gasping . i shrug off each day like a wet blanket

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

There needs to be a separate mcdonalds playplace for minors. The fact that I have to listen to these 6 year olds' harebrained takes on how to get me unstuck from this tube slide is so deeply unserious.

submitted 81 days ago • 7 comments

bogus parts are coming back in a big way

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

BREAKING : WHITE HOUSE BESIEGED BY HUSSITE WAGONS

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submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

on the asphalt battlegrounds of america, our future soldiers will fight and die on rollerblades

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

the market connects us ❤️

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

From 2018

submitted 86 days ago • 1 comment

fuck cloth mom, I'm team wire mom until the day I die

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments