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enjoying the remnants of my enemies before approaching my next victim

Chain Link 1 Lo, the Prayers of the Voiceless Voice

straight up petting it, and by it I mean my buny

Bnuuy

Slay the...Miku?

Day 23: First Pre-Order My brother and I pre-ordered Smash Ultimate and Piranha Plant is my favorite character to this day

Day 22: Favorite In-Game quote Darkest Dungeon II this time. “There remains a foothold out of this mire - now climb”

Day 21: Best character customization Probably Elden Ring, my characters range from Miku to Abominations which defy the will of god.

The Urchin She won't bite, maybe. ko-fi donate? ko-fi.com/maguavida #SlaythePrincess #stp

Day 20: Easiest Final Boss Fight Aldia. You fight all DLCs… for HIM???

The Limgrave Farmer with a delectably graftable arm:

Day 19: Favorite Game Mechanic Stress in Darkest Dungeon. It’s such a unique but manageable new “health bar” for every character. Managing stress is such a fun thing to do on an expedition it’s crazy (Honorable mention to the Extra Deck in Yu-Gi-Oh)

Day 18: Worst Minigame Ultrakill Fishing Minigame. Everything burns. I still have not found the size 2 fish. My eyes are in agony. I’m starting to believe that there is no fucking size 2 fish.

Day 17: Favorite Cinematic The Messmer phase transition. I recoiled when I first saw him *rip his own fucking eye out*

not true

Day 16: Best Plot Twist My favorite is probably The Ancestor being the main villain in Darkest Dungeon. While he may have had good intentions at first (shut down the Crimson Court), it’s quite obvious that the drop of Blood corrupted him to the point of fusing/becoming part of The Heart of Darkness

Day 15: Overrated Game The Gen 4 pokemon games. How do people say they’re the peak of pokemon? I mean seriously, Gen 5 literally exists why would you say Gen 4 is better. It had more cut mythical events than actual mythical events.

Day 14: Fighting Class/Style For me it’s always Agile Spellslinger or just Agile fighters in RPGs, so Dex builds or Magic Dex builds. But I usually play Tanks in multiplayer games

Chat did I do okay

today is the spookiest day of them all the day when the deer come out

Best Voice Acting: Baldur’s Gate 3 Once again, is this a question? The game is peak fiction

Day 12: Most Annoying character I’m putting an enemy here. The darkest dungeon spider. The horrid, vile abomination that is that enemy is only best by Jeff, the Landshark (I love him though)

Day 11: Comfort Game Is it weird if my comfort game is Pokemon Showdown? Just making a little team and winning a game or two just does something to my brain

do u mean it

She doesn’t know?

Day 10: Underrated Game Reverse: 1999. It’s an actually +good+ gacha game with great designs and a pretty good story unlike other gachas. Also canonical lesbians.

Day 9: Best Antagonist Missed yesterday, but for me it’s definitely The Ancestor from darkest dungeon. God I love him.

homunculus

Day 8: Best Protagonist This one is actually kinda difficult for me since I rarely play story focused games, so I honestly don’t know. I’ve only watched a playthrough of 2, but Isaac from Dead Space is really cool ngl

love my wife

Day 7: Best Multiplayer Game Honestly, it’s Mordhau. The combat is unironically one of the best ever and the community is nice. It’s a shame it’s basically dead now, with only sweats and racists still playing. I’ll still always love it though, even if I suck.

Day 6: Best World Building The DS Trilogy takes the cake on this one (no Miyazaki did not pay me). It’s just so good