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The way the Genshin community treats their voice actors is fucking disgusting. They're just entirely incapable of thinking for themselves. There is no joke.

Apparently the iPhone 17 design was just leaked Y'all that is legitimately the ugliest fucking phone I've ever seen. But I guess they have to "invent" the camera bar this time and Google took the only designs that weren't dogass awful.

That joke I made years ago about YouTube updating to make it so like 6 thumbnails are visible at any given time on the subscription page somehow unironically came true. They really can just make it look so much worse, huh...

The parallel reality where ghost videos come from must be so annoying to deal with. Sure, cameras are supposedly flawless even in dark lighting, but light never works the way you expect, normal kid behavior is actually ghosts and monsters, and video editing software can't add special effects.

To that tacky SUV covered in shitty pro-trump stickers saying Biden is going to raise the gas prices, behold. The cheapest gas in the country right now. I'm genuinely giddy that you'll also have to deal with this.

It's still crazy to me how this entire time, the weirdos on the right who said the libs were easily-offended snowflakes who need to be coddled were projecting this entire time. I can't imagine crashing out over a rainbow flag and the word "pronouns" with a serious tone. Fucking embarrassing.

Whoa a streamer I used to watch back in highschool just came out as transgender. Proud of her. Hell yeah.

Yo, this is crazy. I'm glad the scans helped figure out what was wrong with him, but did they ever figure out what the spot was in his brain?

Calling it the "wizarding world" is bold considering the entire worldbuilding described over the course of several books is in every single way systemically inferior to even a single episode of Avatar the Last Airbender.

Nothing on this app filled me with as much joy as finding out that Trevor Henderson is finally here. I miss that guy's spooky little fellas.

Everyone I talk to is like "I'm surprised you've never seen/read Harry Potter you seem like you'd be one of those kids growing up." I could tell, man. I knew something was wrong with it. Even as a kid I knew JK Rowling was a cunt.

Please stop fistfucking the economy, I need that to eat. Thanks.

Oh boy I wonder what kind of fresh nightmares the shiny black rectangle cooked up today. Hmmm...hmmm, yes...I see. Quality nightmares out today.

Well we had our plague and Great Depression 2 is just around the corner so I'd say we're right on schedule for WW3 and 4, followed by Space Race 2 and then Cold War 2.

It's crazy how capitalism only "promotes innovation" until the need for infinite growth enshittifies everything so that older tech starts to look advanced by comparison. Streaming fatigue made physical media look cool again. Now $70-$80 games are making rentals look appealing again.

I feel like I picked either the best time or the worst time to get a job.

Nintendo is 100% the Apple of video games. Though, I don't know if the Nintendo brand could convince people that a $450 upfront cost to buy $70-$80 games is anything but a scam. Just $100 more gets you a steam deck oled, and that system has a huge library.

I stop paying attention to this app for 1 day because it keeps making me depressed and also I have 0 patience for April fools and that's when I miss the Cory Booker stuff AND Elon Musk's election fraud failed??

You'll never hear me call Pluto a 'dwarf planet'. If I wanted to assign stupid, non-descriptive terms to celestial bodies that have no inherent scientific value, well then I'd be interested in astrology and not astronomy.

I wish all corpos doing april fools jokes on march 31st this year a very READ THE FUCKING ROOM.

If you like gacha and you want a game that has a great connection between mechanics and narrative along with a great soundtrack and a stellar story, and are also willing to get past the painfully mid intro to Wuthering Waves, I strongly, strongly recommend picking this game up.

I'm starting to think the people who hated Assassin's Creed Shadows might have been mad that it has a black main character and for no other good reason considering it's sitting at an 82 on Metacritic and the only negative reviews are from racist grifters.

I feel like I should be compensated by having to read "humanity is evolving backwards" posts on here.

I can't be a US politician because I don't have the necessary traits, namely no experience in talking to large crowds, and also I'm not afraid of a giant orange man baby.

Living under fascism is as exhausting as I thought it would be. Having to go to work on top of that, while also suffering from sleep apnea-induced day-to-day drowsiness while waiting to get a prescription for my CPAP machine isn't helping.

I've only seen three good uses of AI 1) Whatever the hell they did to make it synthesize resistance-resistant antibiotics 2) Neuro-sama 3) Ryan Hall using it to make a 24/7 weather channel on YouTube with a weatherrobot that you can donate to to get a personal forecast for your area.

Hearing otherwise normal people parrot talking points from far-right grifters when talking about the new AssCreed game is so fucking annoying. Like congrats dude, not only can you not think for yourself but you chose the worst people to think for you, and about the stupidest fucking thing.

I was taught in school that the US government is based on the concept of "checks and balances" but what they didn't tell me, and what I found out later, was that we're apparently solely dependent on the president being okay with being checked and/or balanced. Seems like a major oversight to me.

Am I the only one who gets annoyed when the main criticism of a game is that it's a "gooner game" Like yeah, and?? Was there more to that thought or did you briefly fall into the 18th century mid-sentence