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barnaclej.bsky.social
Can fart the alphabet …probably. I am husband and wife to my bisexual cat. I’m not the son of Dick Butkus NFL player, real person and legend.
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I might just be done

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Smart phones are now dumb phones based on how long it took me to write this message !!! And how many times I had to correct it !

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

Remember when you said the love you take is equal to the love you make? … that was awesome

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Tonight’s episode of VIP with @vicmmic.bsky.social and @pftompkins.bsky.social had me crying in my pasta! I’ve watched it 3 times so far. It is possibly the funniest half hour of tv ever. And all VIP episodes are incredibly funny.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

My elbows ache for a rubbin

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

My eyeballs are ready

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

My couch is a prison with all the tv and an asshole cat

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

I guess now you don’t even have to ask.You can just be a horrible gros boy?!

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

I have finally become a micro plastic.

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Things are so stressful right now I’m gaining weight in my feet

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Let’s get this straight , if you think it’s extreme leftest to just care about other humans you can just fuck right off!!

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Ghost Rider isn’t riding with anyone.

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Now it totally makes sense why Yoda just fucked off to Dagobah.

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

I know the vacuum cleaner man , he’s seen my tits.

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Things just don’t burn at both ends, but there are a lot of factors including where Is that fire even coming from. Both ends! ? I doubt it !

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

Does anyone ever have an ouroboros of piss bubbles? I think it’s pretty cool.

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My knee caps are shaking for revolution right now

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

We can’t just move on. We have to destroy it.

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

Dick-tater blocked our Veterans! What a guy. 🤦‍♀️ @votevets.org

submitted 40 days ago • 5 comments

You couldn’t start an onlyfans if all you had was giant lucious balls… could you ?

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

Does anyone ever say their spirit animal is a Camel? Like you would totally store water in your back humps and be a travel slave to humans in the dessert ? C’mon. Give me a break.

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

I just realized I’m a brittled bone human boy

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

My toes all move at the same time and I don’t know how I’m controlling that TBH

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Why are helicopters?

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It’s Sunday night… Fuck Henry Ford

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

I think we might be the only species that are actively trying to make things worse for everyone

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