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patron saint of disappointment | TTRPGs, 40k, vidya gaems and art, sometimes jokes | opinions are not mine or anyone else’s | dungeon enjoyer | 1992
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all i need to be happy is 2-3x my income and an apartment nearby all of my friends and critical and commercial success and regular dick from an evil elf is that so much to ask

:Bene Gesserit voice: B̵͉͙̳̞͖̣̹̩̎̐͋͒é̸̲̤͚̼̺̅͌̒ͅe̴̢̞̭̒̌͌͝r̵͕̝̰͑͐ ̷̮̠́̿̇̃̑̍̇̂̏ͅM̴̢̳̰̥͙͖͕͐e̷̝͛̍͊̏̉̚̚͘͠ ̸̬͚̺͉͔̤̽̽̊͊́͝

it was a bad storyline but you have to admit: Evil Luke had got that shit on

slain oaf

𝔒𝔥, 𝔩𝔞𝔡𝔶 𝔟𝔯𝔦𝔤𝔥𝔱! 𝔠𝔞𝔫 𝔦𝔱 𝔟𝔢 𝔯𝔦𝔤𝔥𝔱 - 𝔗𝔥𝔦𝔰 𝔴𝔦𝔫𝔡𝔬𝔴 𝔬𝔭𝔢𝔫 𝔱𝔬 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔫𝔦𝔤𝔥𝔱? /selfportrait #art #portrait #darkart

I just took the best picture of my life

AAAAAHHHHHHHH

any time you’re not actively agreeing with me you’re disagreeing with me

art by Naoyuki Katoh #fantasyart #scifiart

crusaders of might and magic, print ad, imagery (2000) www.mobygames.com/game/2487/cr...

I'm a massive Golden Girls fan, so I can think of no better leadership for my Adeptus Sororitas. I've been working through this concept for YEARS and I'm excited to finally have it accomplished. Shout out to @bssterrain for the amazing head sculpts. #warhammercommunity #warhammer40k #goldengirls

She had hot brown eyes, widely spaced, with a mind between them. Legs that said "sin" in every language there is in this mixed-up world. "Are you the private transvestigator?" she asked, an innocence in her voice that didn’t reach her face. I lit up a cigarette. "How can I help you, sir?"

gather your party bro. you can't be venturing forth like that

I genuinely feel like people are having trouble understanding the sentences I write or speak. I don’t just mean random strangers, but my friends and family as well. it’s not that I think I’m some kind of misunderstood genius, I just think that everyone, including me, is getting dumber.

See a devil girl post a devil girl :3c

How to be so off-putting that even the onlyfans bots don't follow you

do you think a soulful white boy can acquire the mandate of heaven

me looking at e-girls on the timeline

it’s really hard to write a fantasy monolatrist religion without recreating Mormonism. it’s like writing an animated family sitcom that’s not a retread of The Simpsons.

I'm here to roll dice and burn wood. And I'm all out of dice.

paid for my new crib with gold doubloons homeboy caught lackin’, blood didn’t read the contract so I put a necromantic spell to make him bicurious told his wife the only Bubonic plague better be her boobs on my mouth then we freaked Scooby-Doo style the dawn came and so did I

I’d be so good at being a central planner. can of beets? $0.02. television set? $14.73. candles? $111,000. laptop? $98.95. there would be shortages and gluts from Moscow to Minsk and I’d sleep like a baby.

The falconer: Things fall apart! The falcon: WHAT? The falconer: Things fall apart! The centre cannot hold! The falcon: WHAAAT? The falconer: fucksake MERE ANARCHY IS LOOSED UPON THE WORLD!

this happened to a buddy of mine

“I’m married” and? I was obviously inviting your husband too I’m not rude

Dantalion the seventy-first spirit

I made a gingerbread panopticon

Gale, Ketheric Thorm, Gortash and Orin the Red doing the Four Yorkshiremen sketch but talking about how terrible their respective gods are

shadowgate, game over prompt, windows 3.x (1993) www.mobygames.com/game/1070/sh...

I don't know about resisting the One Ring but I do know which characters would stick their dicks in it

Remember when Hayao Miyazaki designed a model kit, and it was a redonculous multi turret tank with a 20 pig strong crew, including chef and waiter? Yeah good times.

my real name is Earl Peterson

This is my witch Yef Це моя відьмочка Йеф #украрт #ukrart #art #digitalart #draw #drawing

Sire! The people, sire! They're saying you're washed! They tell tale that you're busted, your works cringe!

Loved the article! Well, I didn't read it. Either way, I've got a few thoughts