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God spoke to me with the beautiful clouds this morning. She said that my week is going to be pleasant. 🙌⛅️

#TuesdayFantasy

Are you nuts? I doubled the amount of nuts in my oat wheat bread recipe and it’s delightful! #Toast

#MotherFiles “She can’t retire. If she has no reason to sober up and leave the house, she’ll be in divorce court in a week.”

I’ve also been pondering releasing old podcasts episodes lately. We are nearing episode 500 soon, and I have all the old gems in my digital hoard. Farrah Abberjabber? Butter bread? Torlando? Remember when we broke the internet?

I was playing with podcast settings today wondering if I might increase search traffic with a zippier description. I asked AI to write one for me. The first one was super gay and raunchy, which I don’t think is our vibe. (1/4)

The strangest thing happened today. For food, I had a Maria Callenders frozen dinner. It was the turkey dinner one - turkey, stuffing, mashed potatoes, and green beans. Somehow at the food processing factory, they skipped the meat step. It only had stuffing, potatoes, and green beans. (1/2)

My life is very exciting.

Puzzles arrived! These should keep me busy for a few days. #ShutIn

#TheStruggleIsReal #InvisibleShoes #ThisIsNotAI

Yay! The #BlueBakery just emailed me a big project for my consulting work. Mamma needs a new pair of shoes!

Also explaining to one of my gin-soaked relatives how blepharitis makes my eyes constantly irritated, dry, and red. And them responding, “Oh? Maybe I have that also? My eyes are always bloodshot!” 🍸🍸🍸

The bad news is that the thrift store didn’t have any good puzzles today. The good news is that they were playing Janet Jackson’s Nasty on the #Musaq, and I had a dance-off moment in front of an Amish gentleman.

Thinking about you #BigFatty

Dang! My new car is cute!

And for those keeping score at home, everyone in my family is still batshit crazy. I had to break up an argument between Mother and my big brother about what her headstone will say by interjecting how much I was enjoying the spicy focaccia bread. It was delicious!

Ha! Your deep radio voice gave me a boner @bigfattyonline.bsky.social 🍆➕🚀

Ain’t nobody got time for work. #Puzzle

#MorningCackle

All done! Time to cuddle up under covers with my stories. #Puzzle đź§©

Easter holiday buffet with the family was nice. I ate way too much, but the food was good. Highlights were a seasoned moist focaccia bread, a penne mac-n-cheese-like dish with chunky veggies, and a ham that was cooked with almond paste or something similar giving it a delightful, unexpected flavor.

Happy Easter!

Remember how a few weeks ago, I noticed a rash of very obviously AI generated scam roofing ads? I guess bamboozling nitwits with AI advertising is a new thang! Check out this video. youtu.be/f9MbhNJ5EIU?...

One thing I hate about the iPhone 16 is that it doesn’t sit flat on a surface and thus rattles and wobbles when you’re typing something. They’ve made the camera boondoggle protrude out so that one corner is taller than the others. I detest that. (1/3)

I’m trying to convince the algos that I’m a rich world traveling, cultured art historian, and not a #BrokeAsAJoke elderly puzzle hoarding shut-in.

Suddenly need to amass a hoard of puzzles #BeforeTariffs and they double in price.