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And nothing will be done about it. (Sorry, did that sound too cynical?)

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just remembering Toronto Police hiding their badges during the G20, and then "forgetting" who was on duty that day, and then both federal and provincial, Liberal and Conservative governments agreeing to give everyone a pass, and Bill Blair is still an MP, yes I'm still angry about it

"Masked security forces captured an opposition leader in the coastal province of New Jersey as regime officials continue their months-long crack-down against pro-democracy elements in the embattled United States. The arrest comes as the regime issued calls for summary detentions without trial."

Yesterday, Robert Prevost asked everyone to start calling him by a different name. And they did. No outrage or shaming over this request. See how easy it is to honor other people's benign wishes?

“Abolish ICE” is the moderate position. Radical is “prosecute every ICE employee under RICO.”

Many thanks to my lovely friends who braved America for sending me variations of "wish you were here" messaged from Kalamazoo ❤️

#hotdogcode

No Eucharist, only cheeburger

woke Marxist pope Good times never felt so good

Pope Hummus VIII

Exciting news! Pilgrims to Rome can now be granted an indulgence for climbing Daaaaaaa Stairs.

Only Chicago. The others are antipopes.

the more anti-pope stuff I read, the more I like da pope nationalpost.com/opinion/mich...

“chicago pope” is one of the shows jack donaghy greenlit when he was tanking nbc

"...what makes me angry is a society that has so few values, such an attenuated sense of human worth and flourishing, that it jumps to sell off the brains and potential of its young people for — what?"

Will NBC air "Chicago Pope" after "Chicago Fire" and "Chicago Med" or will it get its own night?

A Chicago pope comes with yellow mustard, chopped white onions, bright green sweet pickle relish, a dill pickle spear, tomato slices or wedges, pickled sport peppers and a dash of celery salt.

A Chicago Pope implies the existence of an MLA Pope and APA Pope

This ends Chicago’s 266 pope losing streak

"Peter MacKinnon ... a senior fellow of the Macdonald-Laurier Institute and the Aristotle Foundation."

Hard to imagine a stronger argument for DEI training at the U of S than this unhinged, misinformed meltdown from its former president.

The Church has elevated a pious freedom-loving liberal from a first-ever country, in a region that is suffering under an evil authoritarian regime. The year is 1978

Good grief. How is it possible for Santa Ono to be born in Vancouver, get his PhD from McGill, be president of UBC from 2016-22 and then remove his name from the academic freedom letter to take a 3M/year Trump vassalage job at UFlorida. What a disgrace.

NEW: Fresh off announcing his departure for the University of Florida, outgoing University of Michigan President Santa Ono has had his name removed from the American Assoc of Colleges and Universities academic freedom letter he signed barely two weeks ago. talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/outgo...

Yep. If you are happy with ChatGPT it is simply a public announcement of your intellectual limits.

Tory MP Mark Pritchard said yesterday in the British House of Commons that he has supported Israel for 20 years at "pretty much at all costs". "But today, I want to say that I got it wrong. And I condemn Israel for what it is doing to the Palestinian people in Gaza and indeed in the West Bank."

The hot dog of beverages.

If you were born in 2007, that means you were 10 when Trump first entered office, entered high school during COVID lockdown, and entered college at the height of ChatGPT. I have to imagine you are functionally insane.

Eyes down, Conclave watchers! A few facts for your scorecards: - Shortest Conclave: 1503, three hours or so. - Longest Conclave: 1268, three years or so. - Last Conclave to elect someone from outside: 1378, Urban VI. - Last Pope to exhume his predecessor and put them on trial: Stephen VI, 897.

“I spend so much time on TikTok,” she said. “Hours and hours, until my eyes start hurting, which makes it hard to plan and do my schoolwork. With ChatGPT, I can write an essay in two hours that normally takes 12.” "No work, no play" sounds like an incredibly rewarding college experience.

Reporter: I was watching your face during the meeting.. what was going through your mind when the President talked about erasing the border.. Carney: I’m glad that you couldn’t tell what was going through my mind Reporter: Oh I could

“I asked ChatGPT,” well I asked your mom and she said you’ve always been a disappointment

Layla (4) [while I put her to bed] " do you smooch-kiss mommy?" Me: what? L: nevermind. Akka [big sister] says I am going to die someday Me: what L: [asleep]

Biscotte is thrilled to be back in the yard