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Trying the 'asking my boyfriend if he thinks he could wrestle a cow' trend

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Trying the 'asking my boyfriend if he thinks he could wrestle a cow' trend

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Tough on crime: reports indicate Keir Starmer is ring-fencing significant funding for the acquisition/recruitment of an alien which can psychically tell when you have been naughty/committed a crime.

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I'm onboard with the idea of Old Bean - there would be extra jeopardy as each pratfall carries with it additional danger due to Bean's advanced years. Aged Bean gets into confused scrapes around the hospital ward, receives no visitors. Withers quietly to nothing.

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Feeling pretty good rn, crazy that all it took was: - stop listening to podcast on commute, read book instead - no booze - eat fruit - early bedtime - regular exercise - marked change in weather

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New film idea up for grabs: Rangbo

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'8 inches - soft...'

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Come and see my previews! And, come, traveller - view my links: linktr.ee/andybarrcomedy

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i've just scheduled tomorrow's episode of sound heap and it's another bloody corker. check out last week's, it's just as good, and then subscribe and listen every fortnight because it's a really good sketch comedy podcast podfollow.com/soundheap

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Me: ...and then if you're lucky, they'll schedule a guy to come in a month Franz Kafka [visibly tumescent, breathing heavily]: and you get to do this every time this 'washing machine' breaks?

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Experience: My NHS App AI Assistant has prescribed me a medication that it has invented and refuses to allow me to access other treatment

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Thoughts on trying to succeed in the comedy content production landscape:

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The decline of Twitter ads has been like watching the mental collapse of an elderly relative.

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BREAKING: Diverging from centuries of tradition, Vatican announces that the new Pope will be elected via marathon Papal goon sesh.

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Scientists used 3D imaging and AI to recreate the vocalisations of the Man One From the Ting Tings.

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THIS SUNDAY 🎉 I am bringing my new WIP show She-Devil to London! A fun, silly show about conspiracy theories, autism, and men turning on you. Please note the slightly earlier start time. Tickets in bio. ✨

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By the time of the next election, Sir Keir Starmer aims to have no beliefs, thoughts, or opinions. Observers are divided upon whether he will retain physical form - an unnamed party source indicated he is waiting for Reform to establish a clear position on corporeality.

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[Idly googling a place] Trip Advisor email: finish planning your fortnight in Middle Wallop Here's the latest from Middle Wallop Looks like you're a glutton for Middle Wallop,

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Cleansing the timeline with the lovely Tobol Thinker, eternally gazing into the vast sky above the steppe.

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Fuck this dogshit country :)

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Fuck this dogshit country :)

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Top 5 Picks: Next Pope Tips on the five hottest names in the race to become the New Pope

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Top 5 Picks: Next Pope Tips on the five hottest names in the race to become the New Pope

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Good morning @morl.bsky.social - I just awoke from a dream in which you described foodstuffs in a sandwich as 'members' of your sandwich. I am afraid that, for me, this is now simply something you have done.

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You know i had to jump on the bank holiday trend real quick

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Who remember punky and eggman?

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Google maps: Hey man, I know you're currently on this route, but I've made an executive decision that you're taking a different one now.

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Solidarity with everyone affected by this absolute disgrace and a hearty fuck you to any joyless wretch who is cheering it on.

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Historically, stuff that I've thought was the laziest has done best so I guess I'm duty bound to put this out.

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One of my hopes for life is that I be afforded a legitimate opportunity to instruct someone to 'unhand me, you oaf'

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#ACMS 📆 Monday 12th May 🏰 The Phoenix 🕢 19:30 🎟️ £7+ online, from wegottickets.com/event/657033/ 😻 hosted by @turlygod.bsky.social, with e.g. @barrstard.bsky.social, Ben Target, @michaelbrunstrom.bsky.social, @robkemp.bsky.social AND MORE 🌈 free guestlist for trans & non-binary folk, DM us your names

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Searching 'nicholas lyndhurst voldemort' so much that they cast him

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[Smugly]: the action figure trend - a rendering of oneself as a synthetic doll - is merely a glimpse into our future if we continue to drink earth's microplastic rich water.

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Wow, really? First time I'm hearing about this. That's crazy.

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Advanced difficulty double feature

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Picked a godawful April for Dry April - this is pure pint weather.

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I assert in this episode that Laurence Fox is in Gosford Park. Having checked, I am delighted to report that I was correct.

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