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I work in events, ex-Video/Record store cliché and love a good craft beer and a gig. “Be the best version of you, unless you're an arsehole. Don't be a better arsehole.”
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He must look out the window each day and say, “what can I fuck up today?”

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Dear Kristi Noem, #NoKings

submitted 15 days ago • 407 comments

If the ‘No Kings’ rallies were here in Australia I really hope we’d call them the “No Cunts Rallies” because that’s essentially what they are. The US would be a much better place if they embraced the use of the C-bomb more regularly.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

You know you have parent of infant brain when you make up a bottle for the baby and pour a beer for yourself, and you go to drink the bottle 😅

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

NEWSOM: "It's a vulgar display. It's the kind of thing you see with Kim Jong Un, Putin, dictators that are weak… How weak do you have to be to commandeer the military for your birthday?“

submitted 17 days ago • 1126 comments

It's anti-Semitic to say I shouldn't unload machine guns at starving people in cages. It's anti-Semitic to suggest these camps, filled with death, are Death Camps. And it's certainly anti-Semitic to say I shouldn't missile Greta Thunberg and a boat full of medicine. Get the special envoy on the case

submitted 25 days ago • 70 comments

Two things 1. Lizz Truss has gone proper whackjob 2. Even people on the far-right think they need more Joe Rogans. What the fuck is with this bipartisan idea? No one needs more Joe Rogans. One is heaps, arguably too many already.

submitted 29 days ago • 43 comments

The Good, the Bad and the Fugly

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

Coalition? More like noalition 🥁

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

“We’re going to ban music. Music is for losers and stoners who don’t have anything else to do with their lives. Let’s make silence great again.” - Trump (probably)

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

Can this guy fuck off already?

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

Angus Taylor is apparently a front runner to lead the Liberal party. Other than being the village idiot and sabotaging this election with his utter incompetence as shadow Treasurer, let’s take a walk down memory lane to recall just a few of the incidents that make Angus Taylor very unfit to lead 1.

submitted 57 days ago • 48 comments

Looking forward to Kendrick at Sovereign Hill

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

How you like them potatoes?!

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

WTAF?!

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

I may not be a spinal surgeon but at least I’m not a complete fuckwit.

submitted 73 days ago • 9 comments

Now this is content!

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

iPhone night mode doesn’t do justice to how fucking dark it was during my hour long hike home

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments

This is now the third flier I’ve received from the Libs and every one of them has been an attack rather than telling me why I should vote for them. What a fucking waste of paper! #auspol

submitted 84 days ago • 1 comment

Sitting exactly where I thought I would #AusPol #AusVotes share.votecompass.com/Sjv0KqP6jKC4...

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments