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If you can't handle me at my worst, obey your thirst

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Moons haunted

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shit goes hard

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Costco and Trader Joes are yin and yang. Together they form a harmonious balance. One sells big piles of normal food, the other sells small piles of weird food. These are the two food piles people need

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what if we killed elon musk

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Going back in time to give John Brown one of these bad boys and some line like "Let loose the hounds of war"

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Ziff Davis, owner of sites including IGN and CNET, quietly removed DEI language from its website. 🔗 www.404media.co/ziff-davis-d...

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"do you hear the people song" etc.

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Forgetful Man Playing Fast And Loose With Free Trials theonion.com/forgetf...

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@shiftf1podcast.bsky.social @dannyodwyer.bsky.social @drewscanlon.bsky.social @robzacny.bsky.social if yall aren't watching this F1 livery stream is the most "hype" cringe millennial fortnite coded event maybe all time

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northernlion on twitch has been streaming the same trick shot in "trick shot simulator" for i think like over 14 hours at this point (over the course of several days) and it's dramatically mentally healthier to watch it than following the news

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We spoke to some current and recently fired FAA officials about Trump and Musk’s purge. “The danger to the national airspace can't be understated. This is a very real threat to the American flying public.” www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...

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harriet tubman with an AR

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Vaxxed?

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Groimes oive got a fecked epp paynis

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A Prius zips by at one point and I want it known that after going to Mongolia I believe the humble Prius could be driven up the side of K2

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Another way the dictatorship might kill you. This is from a friend who is a retired air traffic controller.

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[leaning over to my seatmate in a nosediving passenger jet] you like string beans? guess what! thanks to donald trump's policies, they're about to get more expensive. donald trump promised to lower the prices of string beans, but he didn't. now you'll have to pay more for string beans than ever befo

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come thru bro i’ve got an alien smoking weed and listening to Bitches Brew by Miles Davis. i’m snapping my fingers out of time lol i think it’s having a panic attack

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Abolish emails.

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If you can't handle me at my worst, obey your thirst

Moons haunted

shit goes hard

Costco and Trader Joes are yin and yang. Together they form a harmonious balance. One sells big piles of normal food, the other sells small piles of weird food. These are the two food piles people need

what if we killed elon musk

Going back in time to give John Brown one of these bad boys and some line like "Let loose the hounds of war"

Ziff Davis, owner of sites including IGN and CNET, quietly removed DEI language from its website. 🔗 www.404media.co/ziff-davis-d...

"do you hear the people song" etc.

Forgetful Man Playing Fast And Loose With Free Trials theonion.com/forgetf...

@shiftf1podcast.bsky.social @dannyodwyer.bsky.social @drewscanlon.bsky.social @robzacny.bsky.social if yall aren't watching this F1 livery stream is the most "hype" cringe millennial fortnite coded event maybe all time

northernlion on twitch has been streaming the same trick shot in "trick shot simulator" for i think like over 14 hours at this point (over the course of several days) and it's dramatically mentally healthier to watch it than following the news

We spoke to some current and recently fired FAA officials about Trump and Musk’s purge. “The danger to the national airspace can't be understated. This is a very real threat to the American flying public.” www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...

harriet tubman with an AR

Vaxxed?

Groimes oive got a fecked epp paynis

A Prius zips by at one point and I want it known that after going to Mongolia I believe the humble Prius could be driven up the side of K2

Another way the dictatorship might kill you. This is from a friend who is a retired air traffic controller.

[leaning over to my seatmate in a nosediving passenger jet] you like string beans? guess what! thanks to donald trump's policies, they're about to get more expensive. donald trump promised to lower the prices of string beans, but he didn't. now you'll have to pay more for string beans than ever befo

come thru bro i’ve got an alien smoking weed and listening to Bitches Brew by Miles Davis. i’m snapping my fingers out of time lol i think it’s having a panic attack

Abolish emails.

Sonic all stars racing transformed > Diddy Kong racing > Mario kart 8 > the rest

@janochoa.bsky.social @nikigrayson.com rude tbh

Well, there you have it. The most it is possible to get owned as a human being.

Glory, glory