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quick update: the man makig dog noises outside my apt ended up being just a dog. to all Gorgeous women who DMed me asking if im ok—thank you

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Sometimes I don't listen to music on the train, I dial the ANC up all the way and listen to someone else's conversation

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They paved Woolworths and put up a Woolworths Metro

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it's crazy that madame tussauds has been around since the 1800s. they barely had celebrities back then. "ooh its a wax sculpture of voltaire" bitch how would you know

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I reckon I'm served the wrong answer about something by Google AI summaries at least twice a day now. The future is now

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Thinking of joining a local gym that seems to cater specifically to Korean guys. Adopt me brethren

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It's crazy how bsky collates all the people that think they're gonna annoying liberal their way out of this one

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The crazy thing about Hot pot ingredients is that you don't actually have to wait for Hot pot to enjoy them. You can put them in anything

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We should move heaven and earth until soft drinks cost about $1 for a can at the convenience store and $2.50 at a restaurant

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why do all the masculinity guys look like shit lmao like if your whole thing is an obsession with what is essentially an aesthetic the least you can do is not look Like That

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I don't really know what Grimes's deal is but I wholeheartedly believe it's a problem bullying can solve

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got me and my wifes anniverseary mixed up with 9/11 again. in my defense the numbers are kind o f close together. "Im sorry Toots"

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I have discovered the cooking ingredient gochujang

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Really glad we're torching the rainforest for a super intelligence that can't do 80×5

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Australia makes the process of travelling here very undignified if you're coming from Asia - having to dispose of liquids purchased after security in case someone commits the crime of enjoying a delicious coke zero on the plane

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When puss comes to shove

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Getting open water dive certified on my holiday so that I've got something to be smug about when my break is over

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Nobody ever told us our future held 40 IQ guys doing basic PEMDAS math problems on LinkedIn for clout and that these people would control the trajectory of our careers

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I get a lot of packages delivered and every 3 or so it gets cancelled by auspost because of a "safety hazard", which is a little terrifying because they never explain what it is

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CHESTER BENNINGTON (chorus) I'm Elmo's 𝗗𝗔𝗗 I'm tall and 𝗥𝗘𝗗 MIKE SHINODA (quietly) Tall and red all the time still I can't believe the son is mine

submitted 106 days ago • 13 comments

I think if you're in the business of reaping human misery your yearly risk assessment should probably include "getting domed"

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If they didn't want to make having asthma cool, they wouldn't have made Ventolin puffers in those pastel colours

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I know a blood donor centre milkshake stand hate to see me coming

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I be getting mad at David Attenborough for editoralising

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If you've ever participated in "riffing" on a Reddit thread there's a good chance the people you know irl don't like you

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This place would be perfect if there were more threads on how I can grow my B2B SaaS business with Businessify or some other shit that sounds like it was named by a Pokemon

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Nothing makes me tune out faster than chatter about how we're more divided than we've ever been. Boring ass take

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At least this app doesn't make my phone heat up

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